RogerDodger

THE BOSS approves

Joke? That's supposed to be funny? Maybe if you're like 5.

-He’s America First & MAGA -Ally of the House Freedom Caucus -His mentor is Jim Jordan -He served as legal defense for Trump during both impeachment trials -Voted against all Ukraine spending after the initial bill -He has an F rating from 'Republicans for Ukraine' -Objected to certifying 2020 election fraud -Called to arrest Pelosi after she tore up the State of the Union

LET'S GET READY TO PRONOUN!

Mutt & Jeff

Yep. And this little nugget from yesterday: Plus single subject spending bills.

CNN 2 hours and 5 minutes ago: Tim 2 hours and 0 minutes ago: You one of the biggest mush head frauds on the internet.

4D Chess - was the plan all along

Are you nuts? It has to be in the top 3 of holidays. It gives all the housewives an excuse to dress up slutty.

You know, you're always right Gutter. I'm sorry, you're a really good guy. I wish you all the best. I hope your next stage in life comes with a ladder.

Poors can't afford a Halloween costume now. The best ones are always handmade from readily available materials anyway. Just go dressed as Gutterboy:

TILT

You wouldn't recognize a proof if it was laying on the floor in front of you, jumped up 18 inches and bit you in the nose. Does your metal helmet come with a facemask?

Love these 3rd grade thread summaries.

CANCEL STUDENT DEBT! I know this is the Israel War thread but hear me out. For all the students protesting for Palestine on college campuses all across the country, that worms can't see from his window, we will cancel your student debt. All you have to do is participate in the Student Debt Internship Program. All you have to do is take your pink hair, nose ring and gay pride t-shirt over to a Muslim country of our choice for one week for an internship. Demand to everyone you meet that you be called by your preferred pronouns they/it/ze/da and if you make it back all your student debt is canceled. Boom! (pun intended) Win-Win

I have to say, I'm pretty disappointed. @thegeneral is known for two things: A - His one liner TDS hot takes that Orange Man Bad! and B - He has @shonuff disease where he has to get the last post in no matter what, see A. I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see when proven wrong and and backed into a corner with the poignant question he runs off.

Put on your metal helmet, dig a well that solves everything, and maybe you can figure it out yourself.

When nobody at all can understand you, including another woman, might be time to look in the mirror.

Immediately turns around and has to have it explained to him.

You first.