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Oh man… how will I ever bounce back from this total ownage…

Crazy… There have been judgements of fraud against Donald Trump for his University, his charity FOR CHILDREN, The Trump Org., and now 34 felony convictions… and in response… they send him money. “Here you go white entitled elitist billionaire! Here’s my tithing!”

Where do we stand on Bill Maher these days? “IF THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ME, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE!”

Your tears fall like rain that nourishes our great nation. You, and other weaklings that align with you will be voted into oblivion.

List of countries Trump can no longer enter: Argentina Australia Canada China Cuba India Iran Israel Japan Kenya Macau New Zealand South Africa Taiwan United Kingdom

That Cabot stain is enough by itself. Clean your deck really well before you apply. Re-stain every year. (At least every other year, but every year will protect your property best) Get yourself one of these brushes: 4” Stain brush Good luck!

By the way, how’s your mom doing?

This stuff is excellent and comes in many colors. I get it a Ace Hardware.

Kat Abu with a take on the Fox News Cry-fest after Trump was found guilty: Cry on losers! From calls for revolution to discussing Greek tragedies, here’s how Fox News coped with yesterday’s Trump verdict:

Not sure how I could get any better. Seems like I nailed it.

You are full of chit. Full on MAGA dumbass.

Reminder: Trump was indicted by a grand jury, and unanimously found guilty by another jury. The amount of individuals in your conspiracy is staggering.

Name one foking time this has ever happened you koo-koo for co-co puffs looney tunes M’er F’er. Making up stories to get your paranoid boot licking buddies their Trump boners.

Went with Caddyshack. It stands the test of time well, and lots of usable one liners… Couples Retreat is highly underrated and recommended. “Regard me!”

Yeah, my roots go to southern Arkansas, and have family all over Alabama. I get how you could have that reaction after this emotional verdict, but most people I know from Alabama are good, ethical people. I might give you a hung jury, but no way they’d just acquit based on the evidence. But I do tend to be optimistic about our worst American tendencies.

Whiney ass M’er F’er. Go away you pathetic loser. If you send this guy money you are a foking idiot.

So, you think replacing the jury of this current case with Alabamans would what… be unanimously for acquittal? Same prosecutors, defense, evidence, with a different jury…

Why not 2k you cheap bastard!

Machiavelli’s people actually did fear him. You think I fear Trump? Fok him LOL! Trump is a loser and now a convicted felon with much more to come. I fear people like you who should know better. You could influence the super dumbass crowd in your ranks. I fear group idiocy and the gullible minions those groups produce.

How much?

Hey, I am receiving A LOT of notifications from my many adoring fans, so I I don’t get back to everyone I apologize!

Trump’s lies piss me off way more than his crimes.

Well, Jer… He committed some crimes, right? And you think it’s no big deal, right? I, on the other hand, strongly feel like Trump should be held accountable. A sentiment that a jury agrees with. …and so should you.

Who gives a chit what I, or you think. The jury made the decision. The evidence shows us what happened. All Trump had to do was admit it and no one would care. But nope, we’ve got to pretend there is some big deep state plot against Donald “The Professional Victim” Trump.

Let’s be honest, at worst Trump will have to wear an ankle bracelet for 60 days, all spent at Mar-a-Lardo.