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I think the only MAGA I like is Ivanka... because we are the same age and I had a crush on her when I/she were 16. Kinda like Donald.

The last time i voted in person, it was like 5pm, after work (you know people have jobs) the line was 100 deep. There was only 6 "booths" to vote in and Helen, who was checking names/addresses and handing out ballots, who was using her wooden 12 inch ruler to cross out names of people who she gave ballots to wasn't the fastest volunteer. (Bless her for trying) but there was a process to make sure people voting were registered and nobody was showing up to vote twice. Helen was on it. (Slowly)

I think there is a weird old law that hasn't been repealed in Wyoming that when you reach 80 years old, you can legally bite one kid. Kinda like how in Alabama "It's illegal to wear a fake mustache in Church if someone laughs at it" (That one is actually real)

Same in CA. I get my bar coded ballot with a return label. Fill it out at home. Mail it. I get a text when the USPS picks it. When it is delivered. And when it is counted. I got all three, so I'm done. Better than having to show up to my old Elementary School Library next Tuesday and waiting in line.

Everyone is down for mass deportation... until it happens. Then your cleaning lady doesn't show up, the Burger flipper at your favorite spot is gone, the guy who mows your lawn is gone... the price of everything goes up because the people who Butcher all the food you BBQ and eat while sitting on your ass watching football every Sunday are gone, why is there no fruit in the Grocery store?.... and DANGIT where is my Taco Stand on every corner!?

The only thing dangerous is the houses handing out Dot's. Worst Candy. I would always throw them back at that person's house.

It will bring me a lot of joy the day i never have to hear that name ever again. Might be a month or 4 years.

The "Father" thing is just weird and sends off repressed gay vibes.

Yeah, but it's kinda like the episode of South Park about the internet.... spooky!

We should go back to putting beans in a jar.

Arnold wasn't born in America!

I've never met or known anyone arrested for being a Pedo or having Child p0rn... Except I know Donald Trump hung out with Epstein a lot. I would love to know the facts that you think I am missing out on...?

Awww you called me boyo. Do you have a date to the Prom? (swoon)

Am i supposed to know or care who either of these people are? The only one thing Trump and I have in common, is if we heard this story, we'd both be like "Who? What? When is Lunch I need my Big Mac? No! Get me Chik Fil A, is it Sunday!?"

Why not? Is he scared of looking bad?

You live in an apartment? Do you have one of those beds that folds out of the wall? OMG Hilarious. Oh No, do you still live with your Mom? My house is nice, not a Mansion, but 2,000 sq feet, stand alone, in a downtown. I have 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths. So I have options when I need to pee. Small backyard, but it is what it is. I'm looking into buying another house and renting this one out.

Where do you live? I'll come visit. I have a bunch of vacation day's I need to use.

I don't believe that climate change is a major issue that human's can fix. And the weather here IS stellar.

Fair enough! When i've seen the clips on Twitter (X?) (don't get me started on Elon) I've never been like "Oh Joe Rogan asks super interesting questions? Let me download his podcast every day, he is the new Mike Wallace, or Oprah or Larry King" he's not even Jerry Springer. At least Jerry Jerry Jerry had fights.

I live in CA which is a "liberal hellscape" and I have LITERALLY never seen or met a Pedophile or Transgender person (or child who had his D cut off at school). Maybe I am blind? Do I get a free dog?

The only thing I could think of more pathetic than having multiple aliases on a fantasy football message board is Tracking aliases on a fantasy football message board .... all of this is frivolous nonsense.

Fair enough. I've seen his standup. Not impressed. But humor is person by person. I like him on UFC though. His podcast's I barely know anything about. But I'm not a podcast person, the clips I have seen however, again, not impressed..

Exactly.

BRING BACK CHARLIE CHAPLIN! I'm not that old bro. Just the whole podcast thing seems unsustainable to me. There is literally THOUSANDS of them. What make's his so great is my question? Because I have seen clips. And never seen anything so AMAZING it was worth my time to seek out.

I mean, would you rather be a woman? Throughout history they've kinda had it hard. (That's what she said) (But that B Eve did steal Adam's rib. So F em.