purdygood

There is a age limit to become President, there should be an age cap too.

It's so stupid and never gonna happen. It's about as likely as me having a 3some with your mom and Dorothy Mantooth (shes a saint)

MAGA (made in china)

It's the tight pants. But i have news for you. Most of them are not gonna be into you.

Father is a very stable genius. Never question father. Hold on, my mom is asking when i want my meatloaf.

How boring must your life be to care about women's high school track.

They'll park it out front and sell Trump Merch and charge kids $50 to sit in the cockpit.

Over/Under 40 seconds?

If someone has TDS because they dislike Trump.. what is it called when someone loves him so much they call him Father? Isn't that just a different type of derangement?

Granted I live in CA but my egg and fuel prices are not down.

Why did Trump do this? Our cities are on fire.

They would be YUGEly oversized for his micro .

It's why you never answer calls from numbers you don't know... if a person answers, they know you exist and add you to a list then allllllll the spam calls start flooding in.

If you are a criminal, you absolutely love Trump. All you have to do is kiss his azz and you get a pardon.

When and where does the plant for building 37 dolls for 10 year old girls start? AMERICAN JOBS!

The only club i'm in is The Roxbury.. DJ hit that "What Is Love"

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste. - Patches O'Houlihan / RFK / Michael Scott

Perhaps... it's because that is where the majority of people want to live... supply and demand.

So this is great for the less than 1% of American's who live in Michigan and want to work in a car factory. YIPPEEEE!

You spelled "losers and suckers" wrong.

Who exactly is struggling for good jobs? Everywhere I look businesses are desperate to hire workers.

ART OF THE DEAL! Start building Soccer and Fish & Chips in America! Paddington Bear is now America Bear!

Larry from Oklahoma can't wait to start his new job making Barbie dolls for 10 hours a day... this will surely get him out of the trailer park, into a Mansion and driving a Tesla in no time.

I do not have a "real ID Driver's License" but I do have a Passport. My license expired during Covid and the DMV's weren't open, so I just renewed online.

"Maybe you only own 2 or 3 poorly made Chinese MAGA hats"