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Why are the Cow/Milk Farmer's and Super Market's gouging us? Is the question you should be asking.

Haha Seriously, is your wife stealing your money? Maybe check your bank account more often dude. How has your pay doubled (which inflation has not) but your quality of life has gone down. Maybe see a therapist. You should be "making it rain" then. Maybe you are making bad money decisions. I say this as gently as possible.

Fair enough! Honestly, I've literally never laughed at a Eddie Murphy joke during stand up. Some of his movies were "ok" (shrugs)

Ay yo! I'm 66 years old and nobody cares what I think. Yo! Bobbity bobbity lickety split, me and Trump will be dead real quick ay yo! (has he had a comedy special that was a hit in like 20+ years?)

There is a country called Uruguay. Maybe we should send all the deports there!? Or maybe just maybe, Trumper's would call it paradise.

Obviously, if you vote for Trump. Day one of his presidency everyone's pay will double and the price of everything will be cut in half. (In half, inflation sminflation). That's just Trumponomic's 101.(Buy that hat) Many people are saying (many people) (some of the best people) (who will be fired soon)

All countries based on Religion (and making religious demands of their citizens) should be banned by the U.N.

Your IQ ? Thanks for self reporting.

Maybe we should just have a purge day every year, but you hunt illegals and you get a tax break/bonus for every one you catch. Like how the Trump sons hunt poor wild animals in Africa. And how Donald hunts poor children at Epstein Island at at the Miss Teen beauty Pageant.

Do i get extra points if i find a illegal Snorlax?

I'm sure a lot of people in Iran are playing Pokemon Go and "Collecting them all!" but yeah, I made a racial assumption. As a white guy, it's just not for me.

It DEF "piques" my interest. On how many dudes he has jerked off.

So i have to be Asian, walk around my neighborhood with a red/white ball or a phone in my hand? And hope I find one.

Because he is a narcissistic psychopath who doesn't understand the concept of "maybe somebody other than me is right". And 40%ish of the country enables him because they are just as crazy/weird/scammy/dumb/looking for a father.

Well if we deport them, what stops them from just coming back? And don't say "a wall that Mexico will pay for". They will find a way. If they are "bad hombres" I'd rather they be in our prisons.

How about one bullet and a shovel! Even cheaper! I mean the drink package and the excursions on a cruise add up.

I guess i should buy Delta/AA/Southwest stock now. That's gonna be A LOT of flights on the government's dime.

Why does he dance like he's jerking off 2 guys? Hella weird.

If a undocumented person commits a crime why deport them? Send them to prison just like a citizen. I agree if any non citizen joins the military, after their service they are now a citizen.

I meant "reasonable" in that he gave his opinion (which may be wrong) but he gave it in a way that wasn't TRUMP IS AMAZING AND IMMIGRANTS ARE BAD! I can see his thought process and argument but also not agree with it.

A reasonable response.

I wish there was a MAGA quota in this country. We are full of Immigrants and full of cultist's.

But all of the Republican party has stage 4 TDS. So i guess those of us who are not part of either party are the only normal ones.

Hopefully they eat Garfield. He has been eating all of my Lasagna. Now I have to fly to Jamaica for "Jamaican Jerk Lasagna" (Workaholics)

When they deport all the illegals, can I sponsor some of them and get the airline miles on my account? (On Donald Trump's Credit Card obviously) Just like if I report one, I get the points? How does this work?