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Get some sleep. Hopefully you have a job. Hafta be up early tomorrow!

2 miles? That's like a 15 minute walk. But i guess not for Trump supporters. Probably the only exercise they've had in years. (The walk and breaking windows and fighting cops) They had to grab their bear spray and weapons to assault cops and Horned Hats on the way. So i guess it wasn't that close. Oh and it takes a while to construct a gallow for Mike Pence "if he doesnt do the right thing". Hopefully they are getting exercise on the prison yard before they put their mats down (towards Mar A Lago) 5 times a day and pray to Father Trump.

His rally was right outside. And his cult only had to walk like 2 blocks to storm it. Must have been a hard couple blocks to walk. They couldn't hold their bowels and had to beat up cops to get to the rest room. Because some of them smeared poop on the walls. Maybe Don the "billionaire" could had sprung for more outhouses at his rally. Also he could have called out all the "very fine people" at his rally with Confederate flags. But maybe he knew they would snap when his supporters bashed Capital Police with them. You know what? He really is just like Abe Lincoln. Luckily for him, i don't think he is a fan of theatre. (Unless Boebert invites him)

Trump and his love letter friend Kim Jung Un should have a Netflix live golf special! I'm sure they would get all Hole in Ones on all 18 and they'd make Billions!

If he said that, i'll give him credit, that's a good line. But we all know by "birdie it" he means kick it closer when no one is looking then "accidentally" penciling in a birdie score.

I think he'd love to be Dictator. He's just a incompetent geriatric buffoon. (Shrugs) the real threat is his cultists who want to help him get there.

The fact that he chose to have a rally outside the capital that day means he had bare minimum "something" to do about what happened. he could have had a rally in front of the white house. But he chose that spot.

Throw a celery stick in there. This guy MacGruber's.

I signed up for the draft when i turned 18. I guess i was a sucker and a loser. Too bad i didnt have bone spurs.

The "idea" of someone "maybe" treading on them is such a threat. Snowflakes and Victims. All of them.

He looks like he's trying to look like counterfeit Derek Carr and act like counterfeit Donald Trump. The whole weird meme is weird. But they ARE weird.

Um. It's "guyliner" and it's totally not gay or weird.

Lying about not Fing a pornstar after your 3rd wife just gave birth and paying her $100K+ so that she would keep quiet is worse. Lying about being BFF's with Epstein while there is many photos of you hanging out together is worse. Saying on tape "if my daughter wasnt my daughter id probably be dating her" is worse. ...

How gay is it that he thinks about Taylor Swift at all ? Definitely not Alpha Chad energy.

Haitians in Springfield (shout out to Homer and Marge) should be eating Laura Loomer and Donald Trump. That's just my opinion.

California has been a beacon for the world forever. It sucks for those of us born here. I wish all the Trumper's would just pack up and leave.

Well, Trump is the (make up wearing) Queen of victim hood and they call him "Father". Make that make sense?

"OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF" - Dumb and Dumber If someone steals your dog and eats it, you're probably not a responsible pet owner to begin with. And you should not have a vote.

They're rapists and murderers. I assume some of them are good puppies.

The Ducks at the park are free. -Tony from the Dan Lebatard show. also if you steal a Duck from the park as a pet. Take two. It turns out they are very social animals who need friends. Or i guess, just shoot them. Some "super cool guys" do that as a sport. Or if you're a Trump child just go kill wild game in Africa. (Like a psychopath)

Luckily its usually the Trumpy parts of the state that burn.

You mean people who want "Father Trump" to be their daddy?

Freeze me like Cartman and i'll be back in 1,000 years.

Yep! Also inspired Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix. Hilarious show.

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