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Groomers! (just kidding)

Sounds about right haha the Asian girls are subservient. Mexican girls are pretty chill. Puerto Rican's are angry. Black girls and White girls can be all over the map.

I mean he has 6 kids from 4 different women. Kinda like Trump. Making good choices is not his best asset. He was born to be fast and catch footballs though.

Step Brothers (The F'in Catalina Wine Mixer)

Not gonna lie. The biggest freak in bed I was ever with was a Bangladeshi Muslim girl. But yeah, most of them are cheap pains in the ass. Second was a Mexican girl. Third Puerto Rican.

My friends growing up worked at PF Changs (which has many Vegan options) ... they hated getting huge groups of Indian family's (who love Vegan food) because they would always order food, water (WITH NO ICE) and then leave no tips. So they all fought over who DIDN'T get that table. That location has since closed down.

A debate was had! I declare a debate! Would you say, Trump was a Master de bate r ?

Like Rudy Guiliani and then Trump motorboated him? (Google it, there is video)

Trump has no policy. His only position is "I'm a victim (many people are saying) so vote for me and I'll do everything perfect (perfect in a soft voice) and if I lose they cheated (they cheat in a soft voice). You know China was very unfair under my first term (very unfair in a soft voice) but they did give Ivanka and Jared Billions of dollars so they love me! The price of gas is so high (so high in a soft voice) but I will bl0w the Saudis and get them to send us so much oil (so much in a soft voice) Ukraine has been very unfair to Putin, you know me and him had secret meetings together, we are like this (fingers crossed) so I will handle that day one. Sleepy Joe..... I will handle it all, just vote for me. (weirdly hugs a flag)"

I grew up hating it. I have a anti-Ketchup ick. But, now I have grown to like it. Meatloaf (still anti-ketchup)

Look at us bonding... awww. Nice to know your back story! I am in 4 leagues, I went 2 and 2 this week but won in my big money 16 team league. The Price is Right hasn't been the same since Bob Barker left. (Spay and Neuter your pets) (which you don't have one). I fly my American flags on weekends/holidays, and my 49er flag on game days. I can't remember the last time I went to a Denny's, maybe 2010. I try to support local family owned businesses when I go out for breakfast.

Good for you! Keep that ugly Chinese made MAGA hat on and your 15 yard flags flying! Don't forget to walk the dog and watch The Price is Right! on CBS! I hope your fantasy team is doing well! Hopefully your opponent this week didn't have Moody as his kicker. Oh and Denny's already rolled out their spooky Beetlejuice menu, check that out for Early Bird Dinner!

What % of your minimum wage salary are to tithing to Donald's defense fund every month? I'm sure your trailer needs some upgrades but Donald needs the money more.

there is no known cure. for being in the Trump cult. we agree!

Cool. You changed my words. Like a stupid and violent Conservative.

Again. I'm not a Liberal and Build Back Better is just as Dumb of a slogan as Make America Great Again. How about this slogan... America is Great, here are some policies I would like to introduce.... but Donald has no policies other than trying to make himself richer and keep him out of prison.

Conservatives are extremely stupid 100% of the time. Oh except when it comes to joining a cult or smearing poop on the walls of the capital building. Oh and they are excellent at being racist.

Oh, MAGA doesn't exist? I haven't seen millions of ugly red hats on people's heads and oh... on Donald's head too. Are you blind? I might buy one if they were Made in America New Era Low Crown. But they are cheaply made Chinese crap so Donald can make a few extra bucks selling them to rubes.

Yeah, I don't get the whole "Swifty" thing. but she has a ton of her own "cultists" who will do whatever she tells them to do.

TDS does exist.. it also goes by MAGA.

Country Music is just SO PANDERING and awful and Un-creative to begin with. (Google Bo Burnham "Pandering")

Anybody looking forward to watching this debate should just watch the Billy Madison debate scene. That's what you're gonna get tonight. Saved you 2 hours.

The Bay Area. Well, i know the 3 other members of my team aren't voting for Trump. (2 of them are stoners who likely won't vote) But yeah, I'm sure there is a lot of people in the league who will vote for Trump. The average age is like 60. Uninformed old timers who don't care and believe his BS. They are bowling on a Tuesday night too because they are retired. I do it as a goof and a break from the gym but it's active. . It's fun to hear their stories. Most of them are insane. One guys wife quit the league. So i asked him "Oh is she single?" (as a goof) He said "Oh she is TOTALLY SINGLE GO FOR IT". Then a month later she was back. I later found out from another league member she cheated on him with his brother. But then he took her back. These are Trump voters. It's like a episode of Jerry Springer every Tuesday.

Tyreek Hill has always been a Ahole.

That would be cool! Can they get that talking doggy from Guardians of the Galaxy to moderate!?