HB Localboy

What part of "WAITRESS" don't you understand???? Cindy Crawford gave her credit card to a fukking waitress! The waitress showed it to me. CC had no idea that I took the card from the waitress and put it down my pants. Rack me! I'm proud to say that I am the only guy in the world that had CC's credit card rubbing my frank and beans.

Outdoor Cats are the worst! They kill birds. I love birds, ergo, I hate Cats! Dogs protect livestock! Dogs herd Sheep! Dogs are man's best friend! Dogs retrieve birds! Dog hunt to provide food for humans. What the fukk has a cat ever done? NOTHING! Maybe the reason your Grandpa keep the cat outside is so it wouldn't jump up on the stove or the table or bat the blinds and meow when the sun came up. FUKK CATS! I can't hate cats enough!

Regarding Mike Honcho: I've never met a guy in my life with cats that wasn't a flaming h0m0sexual. I had to break up with a girlfriend because she had two cats. Everyday they would jump up on the stove when I was cooking, they would run across my face at 4am in the middle of the night as I was sleeping, they would bat the blinds when the sun came up...... I HATE CATS ALL MEN HATE CATS! MEN LOVES DOGS! DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS IS GOD Cats are for chicks and dudes that want to be chicks. If you are a dude and you likes cats, you are probably a chick.

Not what I was thinking..... If Eve was made from a rib....aren't we suppose to eat them? Mmmmmmmmmmmm......ribs..........Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Insert emoji eating ribs here.

If there was a God that freak Pat McAfee wouldn't wear a wife beater on national television. Honestly, there is nothing worse than a fat ugly loser wearing a tank top and thinking they are sexy. I've known dudes at the World Series of Poker that show up at the 10k buy in wearing a wife beater. Get a suit and a tie, you big fat loser! You are fat and ugly! Even if you have the perfect body you don't wear a wife beater! Some people need to FOAD!

Weepaws is the serpent. Probably the only thing I remember from Genesis is that God created Adam in his image. That means that MAN was created in God's image. That is why Man is the King of his domain. Eve was made from one of Adam's ribs. Therefore, women are just ribs. Man was created in the image of God Eve was made from a rib. Tell me serpent, am I wrong?

If I can remember from way back in the early 2000's she is the person that cries racism and gets everyone banned. She is a horrible horrible horrible person! I'm so glad that I was read only for twenty years! Let's hope she doesn't post here anymore!

BRILLIANT!

Can you imagine going to a bar in New York City with a gun in your underwear and it accidently going off in your pants and shooting you in the leg??? We are talking below Chimpanzee IQ here....

Once you realize that I'm not a banned previous poster, you will stop resisting me. I thought we were on the same side?

But the young people aren't filling the void so it's not an age thing. If it was an age thing the replacement would cover us old people. The bars are empty and nobody is playing FF anymore. Personally, I think it's the BLM riots in 2020 and the NFL going woke. The NFL went WOKE and got BROKE! When you tell all the White males they are racist why the hell are they going to watch the NFL anymore!

EXACTLY! Reagan is on record as granting amnesty only on the condition there would be NO MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION! Demoncrats lied! Is anyone really surprised that the party of the confederacy, Jim Crowe and segregation would lie about stopping illegal immigration? The demoncrats are the party that hates America! Why else would Ilhan Omar be a demoncrat? She hates America! AOC hates America! Right now Demoncrats have a 31% approval rating? Who are the 31% that like them? COMMUNISTS! TERRORISTS! FREAKS! ISLAM! If you love America, you have to be a Republican to save it!

I'm going to come clean. I found this message board way back in the early 2000's when I needed FF advice. I didn't sign up to post, but I read the board. Some of the names you are throwing out ring a bell. I can remember a Rusty Springes, a Giants Fan, Monkey Death Car MDC, Jerry's Kids....I thought that dude was dying back in 2005'ish. Anyhoo....I remember a bunch of the old timers, but I never got around to signing up until now.

If it's true, is it really "racist" or is it "realist". Instead of people and thoughts being racist....maybe the truth is racist!

Funny story. In one of my first drafts, I had a HOT date with a 10/10 but the date started after the 3rd round. My brother was running the league so I told him I had to go and put my picks on AUTO DRAFT. When I got home from the date I checked my line up and I had 8 kickers on my team! WTF? My brother was so mad that I left for the date that he hijacked my auto draft and gave me a kicker every round. The reason it's funny it that I ended up winning the league that year. I think that is the definition of "Kharma". God has a good sense of humor and punishes bad people for doing bad things.

Wow! That seems to be so obvious!

I want people that love America to come to this country. If you are an islamic terrorist I don't think you should come here! If you want to change our country I don't want you to come here! If you want to assimilate and become an AMERICAN then you should be able to come here LEGALLY! A country can only handle a limited number of immigrants that want to assimilate. No country in the world can handle a flood gate of the worst, poorest and most uneducated riff raff that can only survive on hand outs from the existing citizens. NO ILLEGALS! Cap on legal immigration. Personally I think about 175 legal immigrants is enough. There are only so many apples we need to be picked by immigrants.

I perfer.... BETTER APART! APART NOW!

When they came up with the term "Melting Pot" and "Diversity is our strength" they were referring to a melting pot of EUROPEANS! At the time these slogans were made it was only immigrants from Europe! We weren't getting the Haitians and the Congo at the time. Slogans are for simple minded tards! If you base your life on a slogan, you might be a retard!

Come on man, everyone knows it was Barry Soetoro, Valarie Jarrett and Susan Rice!

That is exactly what I'm saying! You don't decide that I'm wrong or right....it will go to the Supreme Court and they will decide that I am right. Right click this and save it for about a year and then talk to me when the SC gives Trump the right to DRILL BABY DRILL. Just like Rush, I'm right about 99.999% of the time.

SEMANTICS! See you in court! Reason #45,074,777 why lawyers suck donkey diks.

I'll be watching Seinfeld reruns. Oh joy!

It appears that I might be the only person smart enough to understand why Trump changed the name to "Gulf of America". If you think back to the days right before Trump took office, Sleepy Joe signed a bill forbidding drilling for oil in the "GULF OF MEXICO". By changing the name to the Gulf of America, it renders Sleepy Joe's bill useless. Trump isn't drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, he is drilling in the Gulf of America. Now it's legal! Nothing Joe and libtards can do about it! DRILL BABY, DRILL!