Lackman

The test pattern on a TV would keep you enthralled.

FOCK OFF. Seriously. The alarm clock goes off, and I throw the first thing I can reach at it, which happens to be a broken alarm clock. I pick my hammer, give myself a few whacks, and regain consciousness. On the way to the bathroom, I avoid most of the traps I set for myself the night before. The bear trap caught me by surprise. For breakfast, I eat a handful of Cajun style fertilizer, a scorpion, and drink some antidote for the poison I will drink at lunch. I glue some more small rocks into the insides of my shoes. I limp out of the house on my way to work. The journey to work is typical. As the train pulls up to my spot, I ask the lady next to “Excuse me”. She mumbles something, and moves her legs a couple of inches to accommodate me and my large backpack. It’s a stalemate. I can’t get out, and her fat lazy ass doesn’t want to ooze over a little to let me out. And the doors are going to close soon. I politely say “Excuse me” again, plow past her, and take extra special care to thump her in the head with my heavy backpack. Thud. As I make it pass her, the backpack hit her so hard, she falls off the bench seat and lands with a sudden jolt on the floor. The train shakes. I turn to her and in a calm voice tell her “You are the most ignorant slut I have ever met in my life and I hope your uterus falls out so you cannot have any children. Have a nice day”. As I flee for the exit, the howls of rage that escape from that mammal send chills up and down the spine of every person in the listening area. I really have regrets of telling her to have a nice day. I arrive at work. I climb the steps to the third floor, and hurl myself down to the first. I exit the stairwell and take the elevator up the second. Since I arrived at work a bit early, I had time to take the scenic route. I reach my desk, unpack, turn on my computer, and get some coffee. I don’t feel like taking the time to brew a new pot, so I drink whatever is leftover from yesterday. My taste buds immediately shut down, commit suicide, and fall out. Much like a certain woman’s uterus. Fock off.

Why is anybody giving this idiot any credibility? greyhounds is the worst poster at this site, and has been shown to be a liar on dozens of occasions.

SpankMeCurly

34 C's.

The Closer sucks. Just rerun Law & Order all day, and X Files all night. Everything else on TNT is crap.

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