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Ace Ventura The Mask Dumb and Dumber The Cable Guy The Truman Show Man on the Moon Me, Myself & Irene Bruce Almighty Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Um, he's had a pretty good career and been in a bunch of solid flicks. He's had some flops. Still...

Well, Revis is on the trade block. Which makes sense, as our cap guy Idzik just became the Jets GM. At this point, the word is that there are 5 teams interested in Revis, and Seattle in on the list. The trade would take at least a first round pick, probably a bit more. I think the plan is to phase Browner into situational pass defense, nickle play, while Sherman and Revis shut down 2/3 of the field. Maybe you could move Chancellor to linebacker. Should the Seahawks be interested? Is this simply lazy journalism of Idzik trading with his old team?

Animals also have sex with their parents, other species, and inanimate objects as anyone that has seen a dog hump a human leg will attest to. Which all proves that animals are focking stupid.

Are you hitting on me, Big Daddy?

No, but I don't want to be sitting there all uncomfortable as if I had a thummim up my ass.

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Eh, you can make a joke about anything and have it potentially be funny. No topics are ever off limits. I'd be horrified by someone that would cringe at a queer joke. As far as choice, I've often wondered why the pickle puffers are so gungho to claim they had no choice but to suck a c0ck. Look, it's empowering to make a choice, a sign of confidence, strength, free will, etc. Having no choice in a matter is a sign of weakness and feebleness and a victim of fate. Why would these fuckos decide they want to be looked at as victims? It's just delusional thinking. Sack up and take control of your life instead of being prisoners. Also, where did the mantra "it doesn't matter what you do in the privacy of your bedroom" and now it's all about taking your bedroom out into public and making demands as if it's an entitlement. Also science has no clue why someone is gay, or gets progeria, or is afraid of pickles, or lots of things. Well, maybe I can assume why someone is afraid of pickles and never want to hang around with their alcoholic uncle.

I am strongly in favor of North Korea clobbering the sh!t out of California. Go NK. Whoot!!

I believe the show is sold out for the next 2 years, I don't want to pay stupid, exorbitant scalper prices, and from what I've been told, the seats are uncomfortably small and allow no leg room. I'm 6'3" and don't want to have my knees black and blue for any reason other than glory hole related.

Haven't seen it. Unfortunately, the original full cast has slowly done an exodus to bigger and better things. Nobody, and I mean nobody, has even had a bad thing to say about the show after seeing it. It's very raunchy and explicit at times, but if you've ever watched the South Park movie, you would be fully prepared. Fortunately, they are going to work on a big screen adaptation so that I may be able to see it some day.

At this point Brent Musburger wishes the Alabama QB's girlfriend was also imaginary.

I knew that if I hung around these parts long enough, it would eventually get sexy.

Haven't seen Super 8 yet, but I do have a copy, so I may now be motivated to watch it this weekend. Kick Ass was a top notch movie, well, for a comic book movie anyway. They're filming Kick Ass 2 now, and I think Jim Carey is taking over for Nicholas Cage.

I've never seen a Star Wars movie that wasn't sh!t. I've seen pretty much everything JJ Abrams has been a part of, and I've been a fan of pretty much everything. Stars Wars? Yeah, right. Stars Wars can go fock it's mother.

Dead beat dad, probably sitting in a jail cell.

The future of elections must lie in social media. Much like in today's world, barely anybody watches the news on TV, but gets it via internet, twitter, facebook, blah, blah. That bodes well in the transformation of pushing an election by cheaper social media rather than bombarding a city with endless TV commercials and stupid phone calls to annoy the living fock out of everybody. It will be much cheaper this way, and maybe just maybe politicians will be less beholden to people that expect handouts and rewards for helping.

Listen, Archie Bunker, you may support discrimination against single people, but I won't stand for it. Interesting story from last week. Joannie, Erin Moran, just left her husband for a woman. She was out in public gloating how she was tired of being married to a man who didn't earn enough money for a living, so she was going to become a lesbian now. Born that way.

God has nothing to do with it. It's free will. Everybody has a choice. Some people may have an urge to a fetish, like the 'mos, but that's on them. Therefore, God is not a part of the discussion. I simply don't think making law to reward or grant privilege to a group of people is appropriate. The whole concept is ridiculous and should be discontinued until the divorce courts are overhauled to reflect modern family situations instead of giving the broad all the money, the kids and alimony for life no matter the circumstances while the man lives destitute for the rest of his life.

Is that among voters, or just general population. The reality is that today's Republican party is made up of voters very vehement about economic issues with a smattering of hard core voters worried about moral issues. The Democratic party is made up of voters mostly worried about moral issues and not so concerned about economic issues. Any candidate that bad mouths gay isn't going to change who votes or doesn't vote for him. And when the economy is still in shambles 4 years from now, are we going to be discussing the silly gay marriage crap or how to deal with a 24 trillion deficit and 20% unemployment? Gay issues are nearly completely irrelevant. Besides, the poll question is flawed. Right now, same sex couples have the exact same marriage rights as hetero couples. They can both marry people of the opposite sex. What the gheys want is special privilege rights, above and beyond what everybody else has. They want to be equal, yet have more stuff when convenient instead of being equal. They can't make up their minds. And their fight would ultimately lead to the discrimination against single people. If they win, everybody loses.

I don't see it that way at all. For instance, a majority of this country is very anti queer marriage. Even traditionally liberal states oppose it. That isn't going to change at the individual level or state level any time soon. It would be a huge mistake to make it a federal issue. Obama made comments about white people, Biden made racist comments about black people. And they are going to be in office for 8 years. But back to the original thought, gay rights are going nowhere fast. They have no credible spokespeople. GLAAD goes around mother focking any free thinking h0m0 not in line with radical agenda. They called Republican h0m0s being fagguts, for Pete's sake. I mean, h0m0queercycles make up about 2% to 3% of the population, and it's hard to imagine that this barely squeaky wheel will get the grease any time soon. Attention span. Americans quickly forget everything.

It's possible. But wouldn't it be much easier to simply say that you don't have time to date because of studying and playing football instead of making someone up with the possibility of getting caught in a lie?

I didn't say he would win. I said he was decent. He's on point when it comes to economic issues. I like seeing him take on a more high profile stance going after the rampant incompetence Obama and Reid and their lackies. You say that Rand Paul has made anti faggut comments. Cool. It's refreshing to hear a politician actually tell it like he sees it, not some politically correct tool trying to tell you what you demand to hear. Fock anybody that gets offended by anything. Offended people are focking stupid and I question their general worth to society. Why is it so hard for a political person to tell the focking truth, instead of banging her hand on a table in the face of questioning and yelling nobody cares about the truth and fock all Americans that want it.

A Mormon, going to extreme Catholic University, coming out gay? Sheesh. That kid would be thrown out of school, thrown out of his church, and thrown out of his family. He'd be a bigger pariah than a kid touching priest.

First is was the 'mos. Now it's the dames. Two groups of people that can't fight. We'll be seeing out troops in combat situations trying to sissy slap the enemy while receiving a bayonet in the guts. Ask the cops and firemen how useless the broads are on patrol and in confrontational situations.

Ron Paul's kid might be the only decent choice among the two major parties. I can't think of another halfway decent Republican, and every Democratic politician is a lump of sh!t.