LouisC9999

I could see this coming a mile away

Same here. I hope Marshall can go but I'm benching Cutler for Locker.

An FU to me for buying into all that "Torry Smith is going to be the "X" receiver in Kubiak's scheme" BS. Then Flacco was recently quoted as saying "Torrey's going to catch 100 passes". Today would be a good time to start you focks!!!

I drafted Moss in the first that year also. Then I drafted Brady in the second with visions of a repeat of 2007 dancing in my head. Then, a week before the season started, I read that Moss was grumbling about "not gettin' paid" and I thought "This can't be good". Then, I turned down an offer for him after he got traded to Minnesota and he even sucked with Favre throwing to him. So a BIG FU to Randy Moss!!! Oh and FU to Ray Rice as well for making me waste a valuable 7th-round pick in two leagues

I drafted him in the 8th round. I'll take 98 yards on 13 targets from that draft slot any day.

Pre-emptive FU to Joique Bell. All I need is two measly points for the win so hurry up and get them so I can enjoy the game you F__K!!!

I'm thinking of doing the same at 11/14. Who are your WR/TEs?

I'm drafting at 11 and I've got the same dilemma regarding my 1-2 picks. At your convenience, can you post the rest of your team?

I say the same thing after every season, win or lose. You'll be back next season...

I think that this one tops them all - at least judging by the level of 'empathy pain' that I'm feeling after reading this.

I didn't play against Charles but I did go against Smith. However, I'm not here to send an FU to Smith (I started Foles, who outscored him by 2). I'm here to send a HUGE FU to my entire, highest-scoring, team. I've just completed my weekly ritual of playing the 'what if' game and there's no scenario where I could've won this game - even if Smith had simply made his projection of 23 points. So here's a hearty FOCK YOU to the Big RED Machine, 2013 edition!!!

12-team, non-PPR. 9-4, highest-scoring team, and second seed in the playoffs (first round bye). Foles (Stafford had been my regular starter all season) McCoy Vereen Calvin Johnson Josh Gordon Fitzgerald Saints D/ST Crosby If I hadn't started Foles instead of Stafford, my team would have 36 points right now (my opponent has 125)

Heading into the 4th quarter - 20 fantasy points Nothing worse that going down without a fight

Foles, McCoy, Vereen, Gordon. First half. 17 focking fantasy points. FU ALL!!!

I benched him for Jordan Reed but had to reinsert him in the starting lineup due to Reed's last-minute scratch

I'm playing against Big Ben and Crotchery. End of Steeler-Raven game: TD pass Ben to Miller ("6 points, no problem" (I played Stafford and Megatron earlier)). Overturned due to knee down and ball placed at the 1.5 yard line. TD run Bell ("NO TD BEN!!!") Overturned due to Bell's helmet coming off (talk about insult to injury). Ben to Crotchery TD ( )

I'm playing against Ben and Crotchery

Matchups. I'm pretty sure I'll be starting Palmer (vs. PHI) over RGIII this week.

8th pick, 12-team, non-PPR, redraft league: McCoy Forte Fitzgerald 8-4 with the highest-scoring team in the league (thanks to trading Forte for Megatron (and I have Stafford)).

Same here. I could've started nobody and gotten more points

PRICELESS!!!

I was forced to start Pryor (not confidently) and was ecstatic when I saw him put up 15 points right off the bat because that's all I was realistically expecting from him. Luckily, my opponent played Brady, SJax, and Thompkins (9 total points)

I picked up Tennessee last week in anticipation of their next two games

I've got the most under-performing and LUCKY 5-2 team in my league (12 teams). This team could easily be 1-6 or 0-7 but it's not because my opponent's teams have sucked much more than mine in five of the seven weeks. I should've even lost my highest scoring game (Week 1) because my opponent started Riley Cooper (1 point) instead of Jordy Nelson (19 points).