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LouisC9999

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  1. 1 hour ago, easilyscan said:

    FF can drive you 'loco' if you let it.

    Zach Evans (Rams) was another example. More than a few stated he was the real deal. That would be very unusual considering he was the 38th player chosen in the 6th round of the 2023 draft. He ended up playing 4 snaps, all special teams. 

    Yep.  Luckily, I've been playing long enough to not be surprised when we encounter 'days like these'.

    Rounding out the crappy day, my team (10-player active lineup) got zero TDs and the lead scorer was Rashaad White, who I was all week trying to get him out of the lineup at all costs.


  2. 22 hours ago, ZeroTolerance said:

    In a league flooded with trash QBs, Kenny Pickett somehow finds his way to the bottom.

    Sam Howell says "Hold my beer".

    After three straight weeks with 20 points, he produces single-digits and was outscored by EVERYONE on the WW that I could've picked up (Dobbs, Ridder, Mayfield, Carr, MAC JONES, Pickett, and Minshew). 

    PERFECT compliment for the Bijan debacle.  I'm about to lose to the 1-5 team after even his team under-produced 😭


  3. Boo on missing those bonuses.

     

    Cool story: I lost a championship in a league a long time ago based on a 99-yard Colston game. After that, I do not dig leagues with bonus scoring based on yardage totals.

     

    OMG!!!! I lost that championship in the same way. I'm still waiting for the stat correction on that one...


  4. Semi-relaxing due to worry about all my guys making out of this weekend healthy.

     

    I may have lost Harvin already and got a scare with Charles leaving the game briefly with an ankle injury so I can't complain (still have Rodgers and Cobb going tomorrow).

     

    I also lost Ellington for the season but it's not like he was tearing it up so no big loss there.

     

    And wished that Torrey had been a scratch but I'm thankful that he didn't get any more hurt.


  5. Dear Fantasy Football,

     

    Fock off. The whole big ball of you.Im done Me and you, we had a good thing. But no more. Im out. You can ply your feckless madness on some other mark. I wont be your whipping boy for one second longer.

     

     

    Im tired of getting my heart torn out and stomped on by your logic defying a$$. Im tired of spending countless hours thinking i can outsmart you. I cant. No one can. Its impossible. Anyone who says different is a liar, or a fool. Ive learned my lesson..... life is completely random, and cannot be made sense of. I have no control over anything that happens to anyone or anything, including myself. There are no rules, no logic, no pattern. Trends do not exist. Value is a myth. Decisions are all completely meaningless, and all outcomes are all completely arbitrary. Any correlation between decision and outcome is purely accidental.

     

     

    In closing, fock off. Just.... Fock. Off. Fantasy. Football. Take your sh!t and go.

     

    I focking hate you worse than reality tv shows.

     

    Sincerely,

     

    southcarolina.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    PS See you next week.

     

    I'm printing and framing this...


  6. - kid's gotta be in your lineups without fail as long as this Volek-esque run by big doosh Ben keeps chuggin along.

     

    the hot hand.

     

    hth.

     

    Someone dropped Big Ben weeks ago after his slow start so I picked him up to cover Rodgers' bye and I picked up Bryant from waivers last week to cover Cobb's bye.

     

    I was pissed after Ben threw the 6 TDs while on my bench last week and immediately went on the "Vent & Rant" thread to 'voice' my displeasure about him 'blowing his load' one week too soon.

     

    After last night's game, however, I'm having visions of a "Volek-esque" run with Ben and Bryant :headbanger:


  7. Current and pre-emptive FU to Roethlisberger.

     

    He's stashed on my bench for Rodgers bye next week and will he throw 6 TDs then? Be ready for the 'hangover' line of 17-30, 190 yds., 1 TD, 2 INT, 1 FL.

     

    FOCK YOU for blowing your load a week too soon!!!


  8. Dissing your stud players like that before the game? rude man. Whipping them for more points? Just greedy.

     

    Yes, GREEDY!

     

    I could have a player put up 45 and I'll still lament about the 20-yard pass that he dropped in the first quarter.

     

    In fantasy football, too much is NEVER enough!

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