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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    Maybe I'm different, but I am able to exercise a modicum of self-control in these situations. I've been with several women who were either fully or partially disrobed and instead of banging them, opted for a blow or handjob or mutual masturbation. This stems largely from fear of contracting STDs and, at the time, from not wanting to cheat on my now ex-wife.
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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    According to my friend, despite the high mileage, she's as clean as a whistle. Nonetheless, I wouldn't fock her with your dickk.
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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    She looks pretty much the same as the pics in the link I posted at the start of this thread. She was 19 then, 21 now. Thanks for the kind words
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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    This situation has presented itself a couple times previously where he was at my place and purposefully refrained out of respect for me. However, I've told him that I'm fine with it presently, but if that changes, I'll let him know. He usually just goes in the kitchen and sets it up in there so it's all pretty much out of my presence. As far as the chick goes, he's been telling me for weeks that if I ever want to get laid or get my dickk sucked, he will bring her over. I've always declined and explicitly told him before he got here that I wasn't interested. He came by with her anyways as she with him and he had some paperwork he needed me to look at for him. She and I were left alone for a few minutes but just talked. I was polite enough to not pose the questions I wanted answers to (i.e., why & how did you get into porn, etc.) but in hindsight should have asked them. She is not good for conversation, and since I wasn't going to make use of her charms, I was glad when they left.
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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    You'd be surprised at the number of people who buy their premise hook, line & sinker
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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    Before judging the good Dr. too harshly, please know that he asked first before breaking out the blow. Also, he would not have let me do any even if I had wanted to. You'd love the Dr. (6'4", 205 lbs) if you ever got a chance to ball with us . . . he's probably the best hoopster I've ever had the privilege to play with or against. He's got the smoothest jump shot and can hit it from anywhere on the floor. Although he can't dunk anymore (neither can I), he's unstoppable in the low post. He's an excellent team player, but can take over if everyone else is cold. He's always positive, encouraging and picks everyone else up. Finally, he has a defense first mindset, which I think is key for success on the court.
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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    I concur with your assessment of her - that is why I termed her a "porn chick" and not a "porn star". I also concur with your assessment re the quality of the bangbus sites; however, they occasionally have some pretty decent looking gals on there . . . I don't put Erica in that category. Thanks for endorsing my decision
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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    1) Glad to be of service. 2) It can be. Coke babble is often more coherent (especially if you are also coked-up) than drunken babble, but it is like someone firing an automatic weapon with infinite ammo - they only shut-up to snort more blow.
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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    He's not so much a drug dealer as he is a really great friend who is good at networking Also, I did not get a chance to bounce it off my sponsor . . . we can guess with 100% certainty what his answer would have been. Finally, were this a hoax, I would have banged her, but not without much difficulty on her part trying to accomodate my enormous wang
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    Not so hot porn chick just left my house . . .

    Thanks - it wasn't all that difficult as I had just returned home from a meeting. Today is my 42nd day of sobriety
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    What's your jersey number?

    Perhaps this has been done before . . . if so, I missed it. Anyhow, please list the number(s) you wore/wear when playing sports. Also, feel free to list any relevant information such as why you picked that number, the sport you played when wearing that number, what your alternate number is if your first choice is not available, etc. I've always worn #13 regardless of which sport I was playing. I happened upon that number during my first organized sports experience: t-ball at age 5. At the time, I wanted #3, but it had already been taken by an older kid, thus I took what I thought was the next closest thing: #13. I was unaware that #13 was considered unlucky, but when I found out, I was determined to make #13 my lucky number. The only other number I've worn in sports is #11. It was a co-ed softball league and one of my lesbian teammates was #13 - I wasn't about to challenge her.
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    Site that is ripe for a jihad

    Sure. Why not? I doubt joneo would Romeo Alpha Tango us out. Jeez, why must everyone puss-out?
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    Site that is ripe for a jihad

    I don't know if anyone has visited the site, but they have a cornucpoia of fora - there are separate message boards for every LE agency whose members post there. I was able to post using the name "Rodney King" in the G'ville, FL PD forum without any difficulty. For best results, we should select a single forum. I have participated in other jihads, but I would prefer if someone else would take the reins and supervise this so it can be done right. I will be available for martyrdom once it gets rolling. Anybody up for this?
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    Death Watch

    Wanna go for ride, NEIGHBOR!!! Also, his character in AN was "Photojournalist" Finally, I don't think anyone mentioned "Easy Rider". Certainly not everyone's cup of tea, but I found it enjoyable and worthwhile.
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    What do you call it?

    Good Lord! That is perhaps the most pronounced CT I've ever seen!!!
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    What's your jersey number?

    And that was because???
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    Police Hunt for Supermarket Bum Sniffer

    Yes. That was rather disturbing. Ultimately though, are his actions illegal? It appears to have occurred in the UK, so I don't know how it would be treated there. Here though, I can't think of anything they could charge him with that would sustain a conviction. I have forwarded this to a couple attorney friends and will advise of any insight they have.
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    What's your jersey number?

    Again, was there any particular reason you chose those numbers? Just curious
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    What's your jersey number?

    Was there any inspiration behind your selecting the #4 (e.g., it was your favorite player's #)?
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    What do you call it?

    vulva and who can forget . . . beaver
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    Which group do you hate more?

    What about militant dyke feminists? They can be pretty annoying.
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    I tried coke for the first time

    There is the possibility that it was not cocaine but crystal meth. When it is already cut and lined up, it can be undistinguishable from cocaine to the uninitiated. A good (but not foolproof) way to gauge the potency of blow is to put a small amount on the tip of your finger and rub it on your gums. The greater the numbing sensation you feel on your gums the more potent the blow. However, cocaine is sometimes cut with local anesthetics - if this is the case, then this method of gauging is unreliable. If it is indeed legitimate cocaine of decent purity, you will only need 2 or 3 lines (less than 1/10 of a gram) to get high. However, as you start to come down over the next hour or so, you will most likely get a strong urge to do a couple of more lines. Also, it is nice to have some valium, xannax, klonopin, etc. on hand to help you come down and sleep at the end of a session. Opiates are also very enjoyable when used in conjunction with coke, but this can be a dangerous (even lethal) combination and is not recommended for everyone. While you can use cocaine recreationally (a few times per months) without worry of physical addiction, you can develop a psychological yearning which can lead to more frequent usage and ultimately, physical addiction. Thus, it is important to monitor your use to avoid this pitfall. I used cocaine recreationally for over a dozen years before I started using it everyday and ended up with a gram+/day habit. I was able to ween myself off it and stop completely without too much trouble. That though, accelerated my drinking and consumption of other drugs. If you plan to continue using it, please do so carefully.
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    Confession is good for the soul

    IMO, truth is better than fiction. That said, I will confess to three things, all of which I am guilty of: 1) I stole a 600ml bottle of Oxyfast (30 doses of oxycodone in liquid form - it is administered subligually) from my Grandmother's medicine cabinet as she laid in her deathbed. In my defense, she had another unopened bottle and one bottle that was nearly full - she resisted taking it. Further, she passed about four (4) hours later and it would've gotten thrown away by my Aunt if I hadn't taken it. 2) I masturbated to completion in front of a semi-cute, but learning disabled girl during my senior year of HS. This event transpired in the locked office of a teacher for whom I served as an aide for one period each day; this girl was in the office taking a make-up test while I was grading papers. I offer the following mitigating circumstances: she was, unbeknownst to me at the time, 18 years old (I was 17); she had actually initiated the encounter by requesting first that I show it to her, asking to measure it, and then asking to see it come; I politely declined her offer of fellatio as I felt that it would consitute cheating on my GF. I was able to easily and credibly deny it due to her bantam brain. Despite of my repeated and successful denials in the following weeks, this episode added to my rep as she overstated the size of my wang Why get in the way of a good rumor? 3) When I was 13, I purposely allowed Brutus (my neighbor's 100lb+ black Lab which I walked whenever they went out of town) to shitt on another neighbor's yard for three weeks straight. This was done in spite - he had falsely and rudely accused me of allowing the same to occur in the preceding days. This neighbor (who is now dead ) was a complete assshole. I continued to repay him for his false accusation over the following years by egging his house, stealing his newspaper, jobbing his lawn, etc. Ahhh . . . I feel much better now. Thanks!
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    KICK-ASS THREAD

    Looks like it could be funny. Thanks for the tip
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    Check out this college football goof

    Please post any reply he might offer.
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