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  1. Bad Santa

    Gun Or Bridge

    Wait, What?
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    TV shows about your Profession?

    Boogie Nights!
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    TV shows about your Profession?

    They made a movie based on my life.
  4. Bad Santa

    Global Warming affecting Sharks

    And make Seal pay for it.
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    CMH donates 32,700 lbs of meet to Second Harvest

    Captain Meat Hoarder?
  6. Bad Santa

    Let's Play Wrap Battle!

    Get off of my lawn. Night before Christmas Eve mumble mumble.
  7. Bad Santa

    That explains why my knee is not getting better

    I lift 12 fluid ounces and try not to break a hip on the way to the bathroom.
  8. Bad Santa

    Do you ever talk to your pets?

    Like your mom in bed. I don't talk to her either so maybe you have a point.
  9. Bad Santa

    The Haitians all have AIDS

    Both sides suck ass. What they did to Bernie Sanders should outrage everyone in the party. And the way the Republicans turned on Trump was worse because the people elected him. Andrew Jackson gave the common man the right to vote but it's been a rigged game forever. It doesn't matter who you vote for because deep pockets control each side. They don't care who wins unless it's someone not in their pocket. The corruption on both sides just to deep to fix. I think both sides are going to lose people to other parties. Yeah Trumps a wild card, but he's not one of them and that's a start. After Trump I don't see myself voting for anyone from ether party again.
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    post something about your crotch

    Jameis Winston grabbed me in it.
  11. Columbia. I'm sure this isn't a ploy to kidnap or blackmail rich guys.
  12. With that much pot they probably got lost on their way to Woodstock. Who knows how much they started out with.
  13. Bad Santa

    Do you ever talk to your pets?

    Shocked and appalled cat is my all time favorite.
  14. Oh. And it's made out of meat. Thank you CMH!
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  16. Shouldn't you be getting ready to go rob Cindy Lou Who's house?
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    Do you ever talk to your pets?

    They listen? Oh. I didn't mean the dog.
  18. Bad Santa

    Do you ever talk to your pets?

    Sadly Donner is gone. He ate himself after a plane crash in some mountain, or something like that, I don't like to think about it.
  19. This. Just embrace you beliefs and let others embrace theirs. If you want to put out a rainbow flag, put it out. I don't care. But don't about the Elvis in a Santa hat in my front yard.
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    Anybody see the Elon Musk rocket flare

    I was mooning you from my sleigh.
  21. Bad Santa

    Do you ever talk to your pets?

    On Blitzen. On the other one.
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    CMH donates 32,700 lbs of meet to Second Harvest

    Make a meat locomotive?
  23. Bad Santa

    Sessions moves on Hillary

    Now you're quoting Bill Clinton?
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