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If only the Dems could silence all of their baffoons during the days leading up to elections, they may have a chance at winning a few races.

When a little blacktodd comes out, you'll have your answer...no need to wait for the DNA results. congrats!

A little sensitive today, are we? Perhaps you need another cuccumber wrap to relax...

Apparently you haven't seen any of the Milwaukee's Best Light commercials, "Men should act like men". Dudes acting like poosies get crushed by giant cans of beer falling from above.

Anyone else waiting for the giant beer can to fall from the sky?

McAllister vs. BAL Droughns vs. NYJ Washington vs. CLE M. Morris vs. KC Not the most impressive list, I know, but its all I got to work with! 6 pts per TD, 1 pt per 30 yds, 2 pt bonus for 100+ yds

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looks good to me... And I wouldn't bother with the trades.

I'll cast another vote for Jacobs. He always seems to figure into the Giants game plan pretty significantly and is a solid threat around the goaline. http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=248587

I also think TB will need to throw the ball vs NYG. I say Gradkowski is the choice here

I think Lienhart has a better chance of rolling up the yardage and a couple tds vs GB. http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=248587

Depending on the quantity, it may back up and ooze out of your eye sockets.

Urban Legend This is not true...I could bore you with a full blown explanation, but suffice it to say it depends entirely on the geometry around the drain and on the way the water is introduced into the drain area...and yes, I am a physicist.

"We have to shout above the din of our Rice Krispies"

Fuente's Opus X One of the best, if not the best, cigar I have had, but it can be hard to find sometimes. Most any other cigar by Arturo Fuente is usually pretty good...Don Carlos...Hemingway...

Not that I'm expecting a big surge in hurricane activity over the next month, but the Atlantic hurricane season officially runs through November 30th, but the peak has certainly passed.

Start QB/2RB/3WR/TE/K/DEF - H2H league I have been offered Jamal Lewis for Doug Gabriel. Normally, I think I take this deal BUT here is the catch... The team offering the trade is playing me this week and is short a WR (he has Chad Johnson on a bye and Matt Jones who is not playing). We only process waivers once per week, and he screwed up the WW move. The WR he wanted was snatched by someone else and he made no provision for an alternate. So, if I make the deal..I help my opponent for the week. I'd hate to loose the matchup because Gabriel scores a TD or two. It makes sense to leave my opponent shorthanded. I'm 2-2 and struggling...my opponent is in my division and is 0-4. Another loss for him may take a big cut out of any remaining playoff chances. On the other hand, my RB situation is really iffy and Jamal may come in handy down the road. My Roster QB - Bulger, Kitna RB - Alexander (out), McAllister, Droughns, Barlow, Jacobs WR - Owens, R. Moss, Burress, Mason, Gabriel TE - McMichael, Johnson K - Longwell D - Colts Opponent's Roster QB - Brunnell, Vick (bye), Warner RB - R. Brown, Gore, Parker, Lewis, Morency WR - C. Johnson (bye), S. Moss, Toomer, Jones (out) TE - LJ Smith, Witten K - Akers D - Dolphins So...what would you do????

As a lifelong Cleveland sports fan, I'd have to say... yep. That's about right...

This doesn't look so good to me... I'd be prepared to go with Gore and Taylor I agree with Harrison, Bruce and Colston http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=241769

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You get a top WR and don't have to give up your #1 OR #2 RB to do it...Take the deal and don't think twice. http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=241769

I think you are going to have to wait until Sunday to make this decision. I am not sure it is looking to good for Westbrook right now, but if he plays, put him in. http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=241769

I'm going to go with Kitna here. I think the Detroit offense is starting to gel a little and they are becoming productive. Their defense, on the other hand, leaves a little to be desired and the Det/Min game could turn in to a minor shootout. While TB is not very good, I think McAllister and Bush will carry the load in that game without Brees needing to throw as much. http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=241769

I'll cast another vote for Delhomme...especially if Driver is out. http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=241769

I'll throw in another vote for Kinison