dolfan06

You stay classy, planet earth!

On a subatomic level, it doesn't really matter.

You should get yourself some counseling to talk this out, seriously.

Hey MDC. I think you're a fantastic poster and you should totally keep up the good work.

of course jerryskids, i know that in my MIND. but sometimes my HEART wants to go its own way. hey TNG. i wish you'd stop kicking me while i'm down.

I know that, but sometimes the words hurt more than actual physical blows. I can't pretend something that isn't real.

Try to spend some extra time with her today cmh. It will amaze you how fast she grows from here on out.

Hey TheNewGirl. This is a really hurtful thing to say. Every time I post I try to make sure I'm posting something that noone has ever posted before. I've been ripped off more than anyone here. Do I ask for recognition? Do I ask for thanks? Of course not. But at the very least I expect not to be insulted, and that young lady was very insulting. I wish you'd take it back.

wiffleball's sphincter is like a leather satchel full of dried cow dung that's been drawn tight with a burlap cord and left out in the southwestern sun.

I'm sorry David Ruffin. I hope that your community, as well as the family of the girl who was raped and killed and dumped in a lake, recognizes the good work that you're doing here.

I'm trying to fix a glass of water and it's really god-damned frustrating. Any advice?

Hey Siouxsie. Why would you rather make love to an older man?

You need to let a couple of small poops across the border, so they can send back money and levi's jeans to support their families.

I remember this one time in high school this girl asked to borrow a dollar to get a soda from the vending machine. I said sure but if you don't pay me back I'm going to have to rape and kill you and then dump you in a lake. She was like, yeah ok whatever. So a few days later I asked her about the dollar and she kind of shrugged and said she didn't have it and that I probably had to go ahead and rape and kill her and dump her in a lake. So anyway, I raped her and killed her and dumped her in a lake.

So am I.

Q: What's the difference between Roy Williams and Kelsey Smith? A: One got out of Kansas by getting a better job, while the other got out of Kansas by getting raped and killed and dumped in a lake!

I hope that you embraced it and made that skinflute a harmonious part of you.

and for the rest of you, thank you for leading by your example. I hope to one day be as good as you are right now.

I think it's shortsighted to try and rank people in relation to oneself. For example, I played the tuba, and every year in college around the holidays my brass quintet would roam the dining halls and spread Christmas joy. But, the diners experienced the greatest joy by far when I played on my tuba the slow opening strains of "Hava Nagila"--a comical wink and a nod to our Hebrew brothers and sisters--and as I gradually with my tuba drove the rhythmic strains faster and faster to their joyous Hebrew conclusion. All of our spirits were lifted and slightly more erect than normal for the experience.

But not as good as tomorrow!

I don't know if you're in the class of people who would be bettered or worsened by being made to be just like me, but your sentiments ring true and clear to me, like the song of a hand-bell choir caroling "Joy to the World" on a mid-December evening. One of the best planets in the universe indeed.

Yes I know that burning well! My burning desire burns deep in my soul, like a turkey frying in peanut oil to a crispy golden-brown. Sometimes the burning goes so deep that the hot peanut oil splatters and singes all the hair on my shins. I mean, it's a deep burning, is what I'm saying.

Wow, I bet that smells really good.

Gutter said that he's better than you at internet slapfights.

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