The Girlfriend

Dunno, but it’s sure as hell the best way to tank a NFL team.

You’ve been brainmusked.

You’re a brainless lemming. I win!

Umm, you know we have timestamps, right?

Now I get it. Poor guy.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

What if you’re d!ckless and can’t fock you wife?

You are living in opposite land. Fox news has been straight up propaganda for years. Now it’s spread to social media. They convinced you all the truth is a lie and the lies are truth. Other countries are actively laughing at us. The I told you so’s are going to be HUGE.

What if DOGE is purportedly finding trillions in waste, but in reality they just decide to cancel a bunch of debt. How would you even know? https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/trump-says-us-might-have-less-debt-than-thought-2025-02-09/

They’re scamming you but you don’t have to good sense to know it. Keep screaming DEEP STATE, though, so you have a bogeyman to blame.

And you think Trump/Musk are?

Then post something worthy of a decent discussion.

What brand of tampons do you buy?

Nope. I even got a couple of insulated ones for cold stuff. They’re awesome!

Oogity boogity!

We really could use an ouroboros emoji.

Boo!

Mirror, mirror on the wall. 🪞

DEEP STATE!#$#%!

This may be the dumbest take I’ve ever read. Congrats Jerry.

https://www.tiktok.com/@thisisallforfun79/video/7469412504578428202

This should be fun.

I can guarantee it wasn’t us. You insufferable twat.