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  1. She’s doing a great job trolling the sh!t out Trump.
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    Dear Woke People: You Can Stop Misusing the Word "Fascist"

    Billionaires doing this for any reason other than their own self interests. You’re adorable. I bet you were the teacher’s favorite at summer school.
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    White House Freezes Spending

    They’re gone from everything is the president’s fault to nothing is the president’s fault in one week. Well, technically it happened the moment he was elected, but I’m feeling generous.
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    Dear Woke People: You Can Stop Misusing the Word "Fascist"

    They’re pulling the plug so they can get away with amassing more wealth. They’re fleecing you, Jon. I bet you fell for trickle down, too.
  5. The Gulf of Fragile Masculinity has a nice ring to it.
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    The lightning move toward autocracy

    His screen name is the most brilliant self-own I’ve ever seen.
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    Dear Woke People: You Can Stop Misusing the Word "Fascist"

    Thinks a bunch of billionaires want to help him.
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    Dear Woke People: You Can Stop Misusing the Word "Fascist"

    Turns out the world doesn’t like fascists.
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    Dear Woke People: You Can Stop Misusing the Word "Fascist"

    I respect that. I’m just pointing out the history that those of us who have been around already know.
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    Dear Woke People: You Can Stop Misusing the Word "Fascist"

    Lots of good ones to choose from
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    Dear Woke People: You Can Stop Misusing the Word "Fascist"

    No, they really aren’t. They’ve always been hypocrites.
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    do you guys realize how pathetic you are ?

    Man, some of those screen names bring back memories. RIP Fervid Ro
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    Karoline Leavitt Eviscerates Enemy of the State Reporter

    http://In some situations, the client (taxpayer) may not have knowledge of the false expenses, deductions, exemptions and/or credits shown on their tax returns. However, when the IRS detects the false return, the taxpayer — not the return preparer — must pay the additional taxes and interest and may be subject to penalties.
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    White House Freezes Spending

    The faucet of failure is wide open and will be flowing freely, just like the water in California.
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    Karoline Leavitt Eviscerates Enemy of the State Reporter

    Believes Republican strategist Erin Perrine and not her FEC Filings.
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    Karoline Leavitt Eviscerates Enemy of the State Reporter

    Still thinks she not responsible even though it’s right there on HER FEC filing. You interested in buying a bridge, Jerry?
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    Dear Woke People: You Can Stop Misusing the Word "Fascist"

    Germany says sit down and shut up.
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    Karoline Leavitt Eviscerates Enemy of the State Reporter

    She;s not personally involved in her own campaign finances. https://www.fec.gov/data/candidate/H2NH01270/?cycle=2022&election_full=false The debt is under her filing. How is she not responsible?
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    White House Freezes Spending

    Coming Soon to a Theater Near You: The Mid Meet Gary Henderson Detroit native, thoroughly unremarkable, and convinced that the only thing standing between him and greatness is the cruel indifference of the universe (and maybe some reverse racism). With a solidly mediocre high school career and a belief that simply being white should unlock life’s cheat codes, Gary sets out to prove his worth the old-fashioned way: by joining the military. Unfortunately, Gary’s military career lasts about as long as his high school girlfriend’s patience. Turns out, push-ups are hard, discipline is annoying, and boot camp instructors don’t take kindly to rants about how his ancestors would have been generals. Dishonorably discharged (or just strongly encouraged to leave), Gary does what any self-deluded hero would: he flees to China, land of opportunity at least for people who know what they’re doing. In his first act of cultural exchange, Gary pays a woman to take his virginity, only to discover post-transaction that she is, in fact, a he. Confused and badly enranged, Gary convinces himself this was a deeply erotic experience and moves on with his life. Not long after, he marries an exasperated Chinese woman named Lin, who mostly tolerates him for the financial security (such as it is) and the entertainment value of watching him flounder. With absolutely zero qualifications beyond being a native English speaker, Gary lands a job teaching young Chinese children the ins and outs of English (mostly by shouting). Unsatisfied with his meager income, he and Lin open an underground, tuition-based English school, where he lectures his students about true American greatness. Naturally, the Chinese government does not appreciate this, and before he can say cultural misunderstanding, Gary and his reluctant family are on the run, eventually deported back to the United States. Back home, Gary assumes he’ll finally be recognized as a world-weary adventurer, a man of experience. Instead, his life unravels when Lin and their children now free from China’s censorship realize they don’t have to pretend to like him anymore. They promptly leave, embracing American freedom in the best possible way: by cutting Gary loose. Alone, unemployed, and forced to re-examine his life, Gary comes to the soul-crushing realization that maybe, just maybe, success requires more than just being a white guy with a passport. But don’t worry he’ll probably ignore that lesson and find another way to fail spectacularly. Tagline: Some men chase greatness. Others trip over their own delusions on the way.
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    Karoline Leavitt Eviscerates Enemy of the State Reporter

    You guys will swallow anything. Ah yes, she’s not responsible. IT WAS HER CAMPAIGN, if she didn’t know what $$$ was coming in and going out, she’s an idiot. Grifters gonna grift and you guys are easy marks.
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    Karoline Leavitt Eviscerates Enemy of the State Reporter

    What statements are that Ray?
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    White House Freezes Spending

    Bold admission. I knew I smelled musty balls somewhere.
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