The Girlfriend

He’s so clueless about women, I bet he doesn’t even know what a ligma is.

I bet Tony goes to Saw Con.

Pudding head.

She’s likes it deep. Something you’ll never give her.

Always wrong.

Begging is what your wife does when I come over.

He doesn’t hire the best people. SAD! Also looks like he failed to close the deal. Double SAD! You guys are total suckers!

GFY, Tony.

Trump is president. He is responsible.

Any idea how a Russian TASS reporter was allowed into the room to cover this?

Mitch McConnel says hold my beer.

Pretty sure your last child was mine.

Go have a drink.

Zelenskyy eviscerated them: TRUMP: You have to be thankful! We've given you a lot. ZELENSKYY: Thankful? My people are dying. Our cities are burning. And you're here demanding gratitude while threatening to cut us off? TRUMP: You don't have the cards right now. ZELENSKYY: Because you held them. You delayed aid. You repeated Putin's lies. You gave Russia an opening. VANCE: Ukraine has to be realistic. ZELENSKYY: Realistic? Russia is stealing our land, executing civilians, and kidnapping our children. What part of that should I be realistic about? TRUMP: It's gonna be very hard to do business like this, Volodymyr. ZELENSKYY: Business? This isn't a real estate deal. You can walk away. We can't. TRUMP: If I was president, this never would have happened! ZELENSKYY: Because you would've just handed Ukraine over.

Someday in the distant future, your descendants will read about this, and be embarrassed to be related to you.

Precious

*sniff* *sniff* Yep, that’s desperation.

The actual crux of the argument.

This was a budget resolution bill. It can move forward, but it’s not an actual policy that was passed.

Elon has 2 right feet!

We are officially living in an episode of Punk’d.

Garbage people. There isn’t a line he could cross that they wouldn’t support.

Where’s our "don’t let perfection be the enemy of the good", guy?

I’d tap that and not call the next day.