The Girlfriend

Always thought Alex Wagner was kinda hot.

For 288 million you can buy the presidency.

There’s a memo from Roger Stone floating around- Memorandum To: President Donald J. Trump From: RIS Re: Enemies of the State & Guns Date: March 22, 2024 CC: Susie Wiles, Chris LaCivita, Jason Miller, Dan Scavino CONFIDENTIAL As we discussed over the phone, when re-elected I believe you need to address the sticky issue of the 2^d Amendment and the "Right to Bear Arms" by our opponents and enemies. We can get around the gun issue with our base by promising a fix in early 2025 that won't affect "patriots". The fix could include a new licensing program that would ensure our enemies can't get guns by empowering the FBI and local law enforcement with the right to confiscate guns of anyone deemed to be an "enemy of the state". We can decide the parameters that would determine what actually is an "enemy" later so the base doesn't flip out. Please let me know whether you would like me to draw up some plans for this for your review.

One of these days you might accidentally stumble into saying something relevant. Today is not that day.

This is one of those times where I hope "coming in 2 weeks" is like infrastructure or the healthcare plan.

They’ll never admit they were wrong. NEVER. BTW, what the fock was up with the presser where he was gonna start selling US citizenship for $5mill?

Mine’s still fine. It’s predictive text, so it may be based on user’s history.

Total cuck move.

Mine works just fine. Maybe all those missing teeth make you hard to understand.

I didn’t think it was possible, but this somehow makes it even better. Self owns are always the best! Nothing like putting your own ignorance on full display.

Another idiot here.

I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.

That tracks.

He’s an embarrassment to the human race.

Have you gotten your daily dose of you’re an idiot yet? You’re an idiot, just in case…

https://youtu.be/pIQh_5dZUwI?si=4yH8aFj_skiNgI5e Epic trolling going on here. Too bad most of them are too stupid to get it.

You’re speaking to the human equivalent of the contents of a porta potty after a burning man festival.

You must be new around here.

All twigs and no berries.

I have no idea what a peefoam is but it’s pretty clear he had an encounter with a coat hanger when he was a fetus.

Jerry is a pudding head. So it is written, so it shall be done.

If you got to wear a caftan everyday, you’d probably be inclined to over eat too.

Thinning the herd!

Krasnov

X She might have pissed in my bed, though. Seriously my dude, she’s still not gonna even let you sniff her panties. Creep.