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Does turning it over to Bremer and Wolfowitz count? yeah because those campaigns are really working out

Can Size?

Well, those people you saved in 9/11 for one. :america

Who's Brad?

All these threads about peenie must be driving TNG absolutely focking crazy.

Would reparations help?

Also: Would this be the first bored suicide of an alias? Old timers, chime in please.

If Siouxie really is a 40-something worn-out,piece of trash bar whorre, and given its her mom that died, I would assume that means the geriatric will be out in force at the funeral. So yeah, its possible.

Go postal in your office today. If you work for the United States Postal Service, call it something else and do it anyway.

Jesus...is this a good thing or a bad thing? I mean the instinct is to go without, but of course thats what every other assshole before you thought too.

You have obviously never been to Spring Training. The talent that comes out to those games is unbelievable. It all sunbathes. Thats pretty much par for the course. If you could stop being a complete queer for five minutes, you might appreciate it.

Not total fock ups, but... Big Fish - I think Burton took it over the top, but its Burton, so what are you going to do. Perfect Storm - the first half of the movie was great and as good as the book, but the second half just was too much of a stretch from the book itself...that being said, its an incredible book, so it had alot to live up to. Diane Lane nekkid would have helped matters.

umm...are you a focking handicapped? this seriously brought the lolz

I know it was you that took my water bong, Fredo. <kiss> You broke my heart.

I feel like this issue would be the perfect content for another "Today with MikeFFtoday" webisode with gettnhuge as the guest from NewbieJr.

###### no, next question.

what a complete queer

Thanks Kaczynski, we look forward to Part II on tomorrow's broadcast after newswatch weather. Back to you, Jock.

I have a really hot piece of asss (beautiful, beautiful 34Bs) that does my personal and corporate stuff. She charged me $750 last year, and that seemed more than fair considering what I ended up owing. JD and an LLM in tax from U of F. Passed the CPA exam on the first try. She's just

thinking the same thing Just reading about the opportunity to stuff herself full of chicken mcnuggets prolly gets her bacon cave flooded. I bet ya 5 bucks that if you throw in extra Honey Mustard sauce, she goes asss to mouth, straight up.

what a bunch of hicks

This time in West Virginia. (there, beat you to it) http://badbadteacher.com/autumn-faulkner/ warning: she is fugly.

I am thinking Bucholtz ends up being the 5th starter. What a focking Spring that kid had.

and because he is Giants Fan, so I'm sure half the table was laughing at him, and the other half wanted to dump him in a shallow grave in the desert.

Well hell yes thats true, but if (when) that happens, then I always say "I'm about even" when I get the inquisition about how much I have lost and the honest answer is somewhere north of two grand.