sgumm23

How do you get a tree pregnant? A woodpecker.

Sound of my wife (36d) locking the door when she comes to bed.

Straight. White. Republican. Any other ways to piss you off?

Man I’m in trouble, ’cause I can’t see clear. My head is pounding harder and you’re not here, are never here. But I had it once, but not anymore. Well now I am tired and now I am bored, well I’m so bored. But I could never leave you, even though I’ve tried. No I could never leave you, ’cause you are mine for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1UWSD-FaA ONJ in those last 30 seconds, never hotter.

Xanadu > Grease Imo Or does this belong in the "how I know Im gay thread?"

At quarterback, Tim Tebow

When I have something DVR'd I ff thru the commercials but I still stop it to watch this one.

I'm pretty sure I heard about this site about a year ago here. Never had to look anywhere else since. So to whoever posted it &

White Power

How many athlletes from the past put careers on hold during wartime in the past? Now this guy wants to be paid to play basketball over the summer? Hes no Pat Tillman or Ted Williams.

Book or episode of season 2? I haven't found it online yet.

Right country, wrong guy. Henrik Stenson. All of them do it though.

Hit two people in my life. Never been hit myself. First time I was playing with my brother and father and 5 uncles (yearly thing). After playing an uphill par three my dad in the group ahead of us stood up on a knoll to watch our tee shots. Its about 180 uphill and I pushed my shot just a bit right and hollered fore. He turned and covered his head and the ball caught him square between the shoulder blades. I hit my brother once in the foot coming out of some trees playing a low hook. He said that hurt like hell. Same brother with me in a cart once waiting for others in our group to play so we were a couple of feet of the cart path in our fairway. Guy in a group heading other way on a parallel hole slices one, it hits the cart path hits the inside top of our cart and right out the other side. Damn loud and scarey.

Possibly signing incorrect scorecard wont help either.

Taht raeh ot yrros

I find being read to makes me sleepy.

Tyrion Lannister

Danny Elfman

+1 Pop that yolk!

Had money on Rory last year. We all know how that went. I fully expect him to roll this year.

John Calipari= NBDL Coach of the year

Shes from Louisville and a Card fan.

UofL hat sent to Dave already.