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Shat the Raven nevermore.

I'm still trying to figure out how you're descended from Edgar Allan Poe, a man who had no children.

The highest abortion rates are in countries where the practice is illegal. If you truly are in favor of preventing unborn children from being killed, you should be in favor of free and easy access to contraception. In the cases where unwanted pregnancies do occur, abortions are going to happen whether its legal or not. It might as well be safe for the mother.

I'd vote for Mitt's dad. Is he on the ticket?

http://www.salon.com/2012/10/19/gop_voter_registration_scandal_widens/

I didn't know that the inability to remember first names was a disease.

A fervid desire to combat the twin evils of tea and coffee.

Free shanties for all hurricane refugees?

"Corporations are people, my friend..."

This is a clown topic, Bro.

Ascertain

Connie Sellecca

Fresh pineapple is good, but I usually make it with plums and blueberries.

Upside down cake.

Kill it with fire.

Remember the Congressional "super committee" that convened a while back trying to find 1.2 trillion in discretionary spending cuts over the next decade? Not surprisingly, they failed. As a result, the agreement in place was to institute spending cuts evenly for all such spending. Well...today the intrepid House Republicans passed a bill welching on that agreement - sparing the Defense Department from the axe. It's good to know that they're really serious about reducing deficit spending. http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/226643-sequester-replacement-bill-advances-in-house

I believe the legal term is "douchebaggery".

They probably had to photoshop out the kid's woody.

"Stewardesses" is the longest English word that can be made using only the left hand when touch typing. I don't want to know what you're doing with your right hand.

Hey...I was married to Debra Winger in that movie!

He's seeing a therapist to help overcome a mysterious pain in his left elbow.

I don't want the whole world. I just want your half.

Love Penn Station.