BigMilk

Montee is more of a Mounds guy from what I hear. But that experience traumatized him. His agent won't let him be interviewed about it.

If it's a minor injury, he is worth a buy low.

I drafted Cutler in lots of leagues, but I want to share with you the comments of Jim McMahon, who I was lucky enough to hang out with at the Ray Rice marital bliss casino formerly known as Revel. True story. McMahon is throwing dice, rolling well, talking some smack with the other players, including my buddy, who is a rabid Packers fan. I'm just taking it all in from the sidelines, when I chime in and say something like, "Jim, you do really feel good about Cutler? Is really worth all that guap?" McMahon put his beer down, took a deep breath, and said, "look, when you're the only person who has ever called your 'The Great Humongous,' it's time to buy a new ruler." Cutler will never be great, in the pants or on the field.

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a guy I know went to high school with him. He was a bit of a late bloomer, not the biggest or toughest guy in the world, but was developing into a decent football player. Anyway, his freshman year, a rumor started circulating that he had an undecended testicle, and the older kids started calling him "One Ball." He wouldn't shower with the team, only fueling the rumors. One day before a game, someone busted open his locker and put 4 cases of Nutrageous candy bars inside. When Montee opened his locker to get ready for the game, all the Nutrageous bars fell all over the place. Everyone was cracking up and laughin at him, screaming "One Ball is Nutrageous!!!" Ball was so pissed and ran so angry that game, he had something like 300 yards and 4 TDs. He credits that moment as a turning point for him, as a person and a player. I think they are doing a 30 for 30 about it.

Unreal. Every week with this guy.

Same here. This was the week I gave up on the Hunter dream and kept in with the Wheaton dream. Hunter killing it on my benches, Wheaton blowing. Awesome.

This is absolutely true, and is a major threat to him taking the top spot and keeping West relevant.

I am in two leagues. Not proud of it, purely out of necessity, but I still like Wheaton this year and the matchup is great. Jax is horrific against the pass.

Starting Cro over Gerhart and Jeremy Hill and I could care less about Tater's status or well-being. Cro could win leagues for people this year. Here is hoping his domination begins this week.

Tippy tie on my cappa town.

If peeing yor pants is cool, consider me Knile Davis.

Some people say dipping your weiner in listerine before copulating turns you into a sexual Tyrannosaurus. Bottom line: start the player who will score the mos points, and keep your weiner out of mouthwash. Let's goooooooo McKinnon!

Yes.

Have him in two leagues am trying to move him in both. Have an Asiata owner offering Cord, Cooks and Ertz for McKinnon and Gore. Want to hear what is being offered for him and who is selling and holding.

1) Lacy 2) Dirtyanus Thomas 3) Cordarelle Patterson 4) Toby Gerhart. Showme a worse 4 round start than that.

If someone sucks donkey bowels, chances are I drafted him/her.

I won't relax. Don't tell me what to do.

I have nothing to add to this discussion, but I wanted to let the bored know: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Knile Davis. Thank you for your attention.

I'd rather have either of them over Domyanus Thomas. Thought I had such a steal grabbing him in the 2nd round.

This is what happens when you wait on TE too long...and wait...and wait... Here's hoping his Gronkian performance this preseason is a sign of things to come.

True story: I ordered some hot and sour soup and some General Tso's tonight, and I open the fortune cookie and it reads, "Kelce make man happy in pants." Indeed.

I grabbed him in most leagues and buying low in one I don't have him. Dreams don't die in week 4. Except the Justin Hunter dream. And the Toby G dream. Those are dead.

Absolutely right. All the more shocking that two high-priced veterans - Matt Flynn and Matt Schaub - didn't do much more than cash paychecks. It's been a terrible 12 years being a Raider fan. Brig back Chucky.

Yeah, I'm also getting hosed with week 4 buys in one league: Demariyus Thomas, Zac Stacy, Crowell, Michael Floyd, Jeremy Hill, Bengals D (got to drop them to pick up another D). Josh Gordon also on bye this week incidentally. Team is 0-3 already.

What's with this reverse-Colstoning? He should be TE eligible. Wanted to scoop him and put him in for Ladarius but see he is only RB eligible. Is a he a TE in any leagues?