So let's review ...

[Giants Fan 85]

#1 that I come up with is .... that'd be really stupid. Even if all went well, you'd be known as the Fantasy Football Killer for like 15 minutes, and then get raped in prison.

 

#2 I'm really not a bad guy. I promise you, you would like me, if you met me. I may act like an idiot online sometimes ... but it's just for fun.

 

#3 I know Judo-Kwanza-Toki. It's Judo, with the anger of a black guy, or maybe Samoan, on crack ... and you focus it on a tiny spot, like a pinhead spot on your knuckle ... oh and the boxer in me says, put that spot, on the wall behind his head ... I got a haymaker .... you would not believe. Judo-Kwanza-Toki is mostly defensive. :winck:

 

#4 Been stabbed, nose broken, brass knuckled, pepper sprayed ... all true. I'm 6 feet+, 200 lbs+, scars to prove it, lunkhead, and I can't be held responsible if I break you over my knee like a pool cue.

 

#5 Those stinky Jalapenos really are nasty.

 

 

 

Oh yeah, my brother, the Attorney and Ex Private Investigator ... has a .38 Colt revolver that's would really only be traceable, through this message board posting.

 

Count as #6

[ROBOKOP 0]

"Been stabbed, nose broken, brass knuckled, pepper sprayed"

 

 

I wonder why?

[Giants Fan 85]

I'll be brief:

 

Friend almost cut my thumb off "acting" one night with a very sharp knife. "Well over 80 stitches" according to the doctor. Cut the artery, lotsa blood.

 

Guy suckerpunched me ... it's true, he had 1 full arm, missing a right hand and I reached out to shake his hand, and he whipped off his jacket and said, "Look at this, I can't shake yo hand!" and the next thing I knew there was blood dripping down my face. I didn't even know he had hit me with brass knuckles, until I went up to him and put out my left hand and he still had them on. And yeah, he continued to get in fights that night, even after my efforts. 15 stitches.

 

Guy in my fraternity, private school, wrestling champ .... always told me how he could kick my ass, and one night he pushed me too far, and I swung, and he kicked my ass. Broke my nose. I bled like a stuck pig.

 

Did I miss one? There's more.

 

Oh yeah, Pepper Sprayed by transvestites ....

 

Look at it this way, I had to fight off 2 black guys, pretty much blinded. They did not know how to fight ... they were transvestites ... and thank God for that because I was 100% surprised. Lost my glasses in the scuffle .... the most valuable thing I had. Kept my wallet and $40 though.

[Giants Fan 85]

I also have a scar that looks like a gunshot wound ... and sometimes I tell girls that's what it is. That way, I seem dangerous and tough ... rather than saying, "Yeah, well I had a sebacious cyst about the size of a marble ... and it got like, infected ... and they had to cut it out. I thought I heard it scream .... but the doctor insists he was joking with me. I'm still not sure if aliens are growing inside my body."

 

 

And get this .... I have a clearly gray sack hair. Big, long, just surfaced from Taint Forest.

 

That .... really is something to be proud of. The first, old man sack hair. Silvernuts.

[ROBOKOP 0]

I also have a scar that looks like a gunshot wound ... and sometimes I tell girls that's what it is. That way, I seem dangerous and tough ... rather than saying, "Yeah, well I had a sebacious cyst about the size of a marble ... and it got like, infected ... and they had to cut it out. I thought I heard it scream .... but the doctor insists he was joking with me. I'm still not sure if aliens are growing inside my body."

 

 

And get this .... I have a clearly gray sack hair. Big, long, just surfaced from Taint Forest.

 

That .... really is something to be proud of. The first, old man sack hair. Silvernuts.

 

 

For the love of god...................why would you say THAT?

[Giants Fan 85]

It'll happen to you one day!

 

Enjoy the rainbow.

 

Of taint hairs.