A funny ha ha

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OLD people have problems that you haven't even

considered yet! An 85 year old man was requested by

his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical

exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take

this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the

doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as

clean and empty as it was on the previous day. The

 

doctor asked what happened and the man explained,

"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my

right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left

hand, but still nothing." Then I asked my wife for

help. She tried with her right hand, then with her

left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first

with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still

nothing." We even called up Karen, the lady next door

and she tried too, first with both hands, then an

 

armpit, and she even tried squeezing ' it between her

knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The

old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar

open."