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Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner

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Good idea:

 

Soak your bird in a brine mixture to allow a more flavorfull meat.

 

Bad idea:

 

Eat your phlemy grandma's Waldorf salad just to be nice.

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Good idea:

 

Bring a dish to the family dinner to contribute.

 

Bad idea:

 

Bring a hooker and get a hummer at the dinner table.

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Good idea:

 

Add a can of chicken stock in the pan to steam your turkey as you roast it.

 

Bad idea:

 

I ... fill in the blank ... too much wine.

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Good Idea: Nail the wife at 6AM as I get up to put the bird in the oven.

 

Bad Idea: Putting the bird in the oven with my wishbone still poking out.

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