I hang out in my shed. It's my manly shed. It's now infested with black widow spiders and her nests. I hit one of the eggs with a broom and all hell brook loose. The mommmy was pissed and I flattened her ass. But the babies were all over me. I'm numb from head to toe and i can't see straight. I may be hallucinating. I may be dead tomorrow. I hate my broom and all of the wemens I swatted with red bumps on their thoraxes and sh!t! Fawk the humanity.