BunnysBastatrds

Boiling water does that.

Poosay! I've boiled tens of thousands of pounds of crawfish in my time. They don't hurt unless you have soft fingers. Blue crabs are a complete different story. Hate those fawkers. Almost lost a little toe once. One of my favorite tricks is putting a crawfish to sleep. Their eyes are on the side. So if you one, stand in front and use your index finger and go back and forth for a few seconds over the eyes, Puts them right to sleep.

This.

Saturday Night Beavers

Dong money.

Dad was tame compared to l.

Dad was fawking or getting hand jobs from Vietnamese wemens in the last ten years of his life. From 65 to 75. Crazy bastard. When he was in his late 60's he was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Didn't have it removed. Never could figure out why till he passed. When I went through his desk after, I found dong money and a phone number for a Vietnamese girl and a prescription for Viagra and Cialis. First realization...what the Fawk? So I call the number. "Papa Bunny? Where you been?" I lauuged so hard knowing he spent the last ten years getting number one fawkie. I still have the Dong money.

You bet brother. PM when and how long.

I'm recently divorced and am banging a lot of wemens. Have one who hates the fact that I drink vodka straight out of bottle. Me: I just ate you out for an hour and you have a problemo now?

In the ass. Thanks. Needed that.

That fish in the boat loves me

Home. And I've been to that house. And U2 doing their version of it when they reopened the Superdome after Katrina for that Monday night game against the Falcons. Incredible experience. "There is is a house in New Orleans, they call the Super Dome....." The Saints Are Coming was their version of it.

Knew a guy who had a great job as a river boat pilot navigating ships up the Mississippi River. Found out his wife was cheating on him and killed her. Doing life in Angola. She was fat.

He had to prove that he was a low handi or they wouldn't let you play. Said there was a hole that you had to carry 240 over water. I almost got to play the purple course but it rained all day.

If abortion was legal the year I was born, I wouldn't be posting right now. Fawk you if you think otherwise . You're a fawking idiot if you think different. I was adopted.