BunnysBastatrds

BunnysBastards is well. Forgot myself

I was in a truck stop bathroom taking a piss here in the Deep South when all that was going on. I look over at the rubber machines and one was selling Freedom Ticklers instead of French Ticlers. I bought ten of them.

Missed you much!

Where the Fawk have you been darlin?

I hate Illinois Nazis.

One of the coolest things I ever did was wait for my ship to come in. Tracked it for a month. No internet. Called the port of New Orleans every day asking aboutt its whereabouts and when it would dock. Was a freighter that the captain was being subpoenaed and ducked out on many times. They wanted him bad. The maritme attorney hired me. When the ship docked, the attorney and I were waiting. He's getting off and I walk up and say "Hey, Captain Sparrow, long trip? Got a present for you." Served him the subpoena and the attorney seized his ship. The attorney, young guy like me says "Thanks for the hard work. Seizing a million plus $ ship for my company was better than sex!" Made a lot on that one.

Another part of surveillance is being patient. I handled a few slip and fall/ accident cases where they said they couldn't pick up a bag of chips. Ive seen them go on the stand or deposition and claim such. Then follow them to a Mardi Gras parade and film them carrying a cooler and then put their kids on their shoulders. Insurance fraud and lying in court. Have seen a few attorneys shake their heads in disgust.

When I first started there was a guy owned a red car and we told him to get rid of it as it draws attention to those who might be aware. He was. The car to use is a silver anything without damage. There are so many on the road, they all look the same. I only had a problem once and it was Asian woman who drove crazy.

This and a few others get it. You'd never know. We are creatures of habit. Most live and work/personal within five miles of where one lives. Even if I lose you, I'll have a good idea of where you might go. Where you stop, shop, play. It's creepy work and is why I stopped.

I went on a fishing trip once with two other guys and a chubby chick. Didn't catch anything. But she went home with a red snapper.

When Jean Claude Van Dam was accused of rape, I did the background work on her. Met him. Cash Money was selling, their CP, used cars that may have been, not theirs. Did some fat black chick for a lead on finding a guy who owned an ice cream truck that ran over a kid in NO. Met her at a bar called Crickets. Thanks NOPD. Helped a friend learn his fiancé was fawking every cowboy in site at a bar called Mud Bugs whilst he was trying to finish his last year of school. Seeing the black and white photos of Mansfields decapated head from the accident she had here. There are more...

Sorry guys. Long night. Divorce papers came in last week. Met a spicy Latin woman who has made me VERY happy. Came for the first time in 20 years from a bj. Great ass and is everything my ex wasn't. My labido is in overdrive. Can't barely keep up with her, much less this place.

Had a lot of fun being young and dumb.

Did surveillance and served subpoenas on Cash Money Records in St Rose, La. I'm as white as they come. They were selling cars out of a used car lot. I fawking Fawk up their entire operation. How? I handed them all supoemas after I got in the labirimth of their office. How did I get in? Me: I got a check for 50 grand. Place smells like weed and feet. Who's signing for this chick? Those brothers thought I was crazy.

Couldn't be more wrong. I had my PI license for ten years. I didn't do much surveillance for cheating spouses. Mostly insurance claims. But people cheat. A lot. If you can afford the money, do it. I followed a skank around for four days. The guy knew and was about to graduate and wanted to make sure before he proposed. I busted her at his house while he was working. Crazy easy. We are all a creature of habit. Was easy following her around.