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  1. BunnysBastatrds

    Look at this beast of a crawfish we caught

    Boiling water does that.
  2. BunnysBastatrds

    Look at this beast of a crawfish we caught

    Poosay! I've boiled tens of thousands of pounds of crawfish in my time. They don't hurt unless you have soft fingers. Blue crabs are a complete different story. Hate those fawkers. Almost lost a little toe once. One of my favorite tricks is putting a crawfish to sleep. Their eyes are on the side. So if you one, stand in front and use your index finger and go back and forth for a few seconds over the eyes, Puts them right to sleep.
  3. BunnysBastatrds

    Any of you stop reading newspapers?

    This.
  4. BunnysBastatrds

    Best crap movie

    Saturday Night Beavers
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    Crazy secrets you find our after your parent are dead.

    Dad was tame compared to l.
  6. BunnysBastatrds

    Crazy secrets you find our after your parent are dead.

    Dad was fawking or getting hand jobs from Vietnamese wemens in the last ten years of his life. From 65 to 75. Crazy bastard. When he was in his late 60's he was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Didn't have it removed. Never could figure out why till he passed. When I went through his desk after, I found dong money and a phone number for a Vietnamese girl and a prescription for Viagra and Cialis. First realization...what the Fawk? So I call the number. "Papa Bunny? Where you been?" I lauuged so hard knowing he spent the last ten years getting number one fawkie. I still have the Dong money.
  7. BunnysBastatrds

    I Drink Out Of The Botle

    You bet brother. PM when and how long.
  8. BunnysBastatrds

    I Drink Out Of The Botle

    I'm recently divorced and am banging a lot of wemens. Have one who hates the fact that I drink vodka straight out of bottle. Me: I just ate you out for an hour and you have a problemo now?
  9. BunnysBastatrds

    Mount Everest

    In the ass. Thanks. Needed that.
  10. BunnysBastatrds

    Can your wife get do simple tasks while getting laid?

    That fish in the boat loves me
  11. BunnysBastatrds

    When I hear this song I'm reminded of.....

    Home. And I've been to that house. And U2 doing their version of it when they reopened the Superdome after Katrina for that Monday night game against the Falcons. Incredible experience. "There is is a house in New Orleans, they call the Super Dome....." The Saints Are Coming was their version of it.
  12. BunnysBastatrds

    I killed a girl I used to date recently

    Knew a guy who had a great job as a river boat pilot navigating ships up the Mississippi River. Found out his wife was cheating on him and killed her. Doing life in Angola. She was fat.
  13. BunnysBastatrds

    **2019 PGA Championship Thread**

    He had to prove that he was a low handi or they wouldn't let you play. Said there was a hole that you had to carry 240 over water. I almost got to play the purple course but it rained all day.
  14. BunnysBastatrds

    How do you reconcile your views vs your actions?

    If abortion was legal the year I was born, I wouldn't be posting right now. Fawk you if you think otherwise . You're a fawking idiot if you think different. I was adopted.
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