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I was made to kneel in rice as punishment when I was bad kid. Awful. My knees are still fawked up because of it.

Met her at a locally fest. Little woman. But imposed.

Pass the dutchy to the left hand side.

When I was a kid I got invited to a pool party by a girl I didn't know. No . So I'm in the pool and frolicking and I look up.....there's a two hundred pound mountain lion staring at me. Water was cold but my balls shrunk at bit more at the site of her. I forget her name, but she was the sweetest animal I ever met. Imagine a beautiful two hundred pound lion sitting in your lap. Beautiful. We lived in a subdivision so it was not legal to have a mountain lion. New neighbors moved in and heard her roaring one night and called the police. They took her away from a home she lived in for ten years and never hurt anyone and lived happy.

It's Raining Meatballs Old Yeller

You bet. I'm in. Single now and mom is gone. Would enjoy that. Booze crawl is fun if you like history and eating and drinking. Fun tour. The D-Day museum is incredible. I know you like that. Wemens enjoy it. There's a hamburger place on Esplanade called Port of Call. Too many places to list for two days. PM me.

My favorite is a shirt in college. Get em while threy are skinny

That she does!

So I'm at the CVS pharmacy a few days ago. Was buying vitamins and beer. Get to the check out line. Black cashier asked if I have a CVS card. Me: I don't know. Jerome: What's you're phone number? Me: 867-5309. Jerome: you're in the system. Me::lol: All the old milfs behind me in line are cracking up and the porky fat black cashier next to me is cracking up and starts signing the song and dancing. Shenigua: Thanks. I needed that. Me:: You bet darlin. Went in a little while ago. She starts signing. :Shaniqua: You suck! I can't get that song out of my head. Me: How about a drink? Shaniqua: Tomorrow at 4:00? Huge smile. Looks like I'll finally live a long lost dream. Dark pretty chocolate with a beautiful smile.

Perfect ending.

Sorry my friend. That's rough. Hope everything goes well.

As a former girls softball coach, this is nothing. My father got recruited for dug out duty. He was in hell. Flatulent hell. Never did it again.

In her prime......most beautiful woman on the planet.

What? They're fawking incredible. The eeriness and vibe you feel listening to it is beautiful. It's hard to understand. But when you do and can, its magic.

So I'm getting my feet done. Two of them start talking jibberish but I realize they're talking about me. Me: Hey, my Vietnamese is not as good as it used to be . But I get it. Stop telling lies about these old wemens surrounding me with feet in need of repair. They laughed and the old fawkers laughed harder. The little chunky one gave her card. I'm getting number one fucky soon.