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When I was nine, my parents went to Mickey Gilleys in Texas and left me in the car. It was winter so they knew I was ok. Mom checked in on me. My Dad brought me a cowboy hat to make up for the Davie Crochet raccoon hat he wouldn’t get me at Stuckies. Had a JD pin and I was happy. Had that stoopid cowboy straw hat for years. Wore it, never.

I have one that is the most disturbing joke I ever heard and will not share it tonight But I have one that isn’t right, but funny. Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could help his Dad In the garage. So little Jimmy is helping clean the garage with his Dad. Little Jimmy asked his Dad a lot of questions and Dad was always forth with him. Little Jimmy: What is the difference from a cuunt and a poosay? I heard Billy say wemens are both. So Dad grabs one of his Playboys and a sharpie. He hands the centerfold to little Jimmy and replies, see the circle I made around down there? That is a poosay. The rest is a cuunt!

Paulie is my dad. Janice is the slut-shamed . Thought we did this recently?

Green apple splattered l was pleasantly surprised.

I saw Elton and Joel play dueling pianos once. Very good show. Elton won. Joel is an arrogant fawk.

A phaggoty question if I’ve ever heard here. Andrew Dice Ghey: Hickory Dickory . This guy is sucking my bawls. The clock strikes three and I fawked him in the knee cap! Ohhhhh!!! Put a piece of on it!!!

Would appreciate it my fellow future liver transplant candidate friend.

Bach. Shorts are named after her character four decades later.

Slept through one in Huntington Beach,Ca. Was pissed off I missed it.

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Just as CNN is, like yourself, are a confederacy of dunces.

Went to my urologist recently. Was in the waiting room for an hour. Got bored and started digging around in the drawers. Found this large metal object and got concerned. Doctor came in and was laughing at my curiosity. I was like, sorry Doc. He told I needed a prostate exam. Me: OK. What is that big metal device? A medical instrument to get a better peak into my ass? Dr. Laughing. No, it’s a shoe horn for fat people who can’t reach their feet. But I can use it in other ways.

This. But am rooting against the cheaters.

Have you done a write up for Game Of Thrones like you did for Lost? Probably the most confusing show I’ve ever watched. Your insight and humor would be helpful.

On the eighth day, God created camel toes. Which became moose knuckles after the ninth day at hooters.