Tell a story ... where you accidently saw a naked woman

[Giants Fan 85]

My parents were kinda nudists in the 70's so ... saw a lotta naked people as a little kid ... I was an art major in college ... had naked people in my classroom ... so I have seen a lot of naked people. I joined a frat .... for various reasons (mostly for a girl I couldn't get back) and one night there was this girl .... end of the night I am one of the last people up as usual ... this girl was out cold. The story, is not going where you think .... pervs.

 

So, I was trying to help her friends carry her back to the dorm. They had her legs and I had her arms and when we lifted her up, her shirt came up and her boobs popped out. So, I was like, "Oops" and set her down. And her friend was like, "Who cares ... they are just boobs ... help us carry her." so I was like ... good point. We got about half a block ... before we decided to leave her on the couch in the TV room and wake her up in the morning. Prolly didn't get raped.

 

Did some girls claim to get raped in that house around that time? Yeah. I slept in a room with her awake friends ... got a BJ from one of em ... hiding in the dark like ... well, like a college student in a room in a frat.

 

I'm pretty sure she didn't get raped. I am 100 percent sure, I saw her boobs .... and I did not rape her.

 

ETA: A cups. But perky. Hispanic looking ... I actually woulda thought she was the hottest of her group of friends ... if she wasn't totally zonked out. And then how do you ask her out in the morning?

 

"Hey .... you don't remember me because you were passed out ... but I think you are sexy ..." I never saw any of those chicks, ever again.

[Giants Fan 85]

One of my best friends growing up remembers this story. You see, because there were naked adults, particularly in the backyard around the pool when it was warm out ... I mostly had to make plans ahead of time if I was to have friends over. We wouldn't want to be the weird family hanging out naked in front of little kids, after all.

 

Anyway, so I was in my room, playing with a friend. I remember the room and the house, I could not have been older than 7. A beautiful naked woman came up to the doorway, dripping wet and asked for a towel. So, of course I opened the closet where the towels were and gave her a towel. I didn't think much of it. However, my friend ... for the next 20 years told this story ... of a beautiful naked woman ... that's why I remember it. To him, it was a big deal.

 

I think he finishes the story with me saying, "Ummm .... you should prolly go." but I don't remember that at all. Was a general rule though ... naked people by the pool ... I can't have friends over.

 

You had "Eat your corn!" ... I had rules about naked people ... same difference.

[Giants Fan 85]

True story:

 

Most summers, before my parents divorced it was them and my older brother on summer vacations. One of our main destinations is still a favorite place in the world for me, Sand Dollar beach near Big Sur. I went back a few years ago ... with my uncle ... and it's not the same. It's probably completely OK to be nude on the far side of the beach still. When I was a kid the beach was half clothed ... half nude.

 

So, I remember one day ... it must have been some school teacher taking her class on a field trip. She walked 'em right on over to the nude side of the beach and I got up and ran straight towards them, with my little peener flapping around ... kids my age ... and they cleared the way, and I ran off into the water. They all had clothes on ... so, yeah ... I knew it was going to be shocking .... I guess ... how many times in your life do you get to run towards a class of 8 year olds, totally naked ... with no fear of being arrested? Only when the clothed kids ... wander onto the nude side of the beach and you are also 8 years old.

 

Of course, none of the kids shed their clothes and joined me in the water. Instead the teacher shuffled them off back to the other side of the beach.

 

I laughed, and played in the surf.

 

I have some strange and magical memories of summer vacations on that coast. That's when I first read The Hobbit. I remember my older brother had 3 new cassette tapes that we listened to the whole way, over and over, one year.

 

One was a band called Flash in the Pan ... prolly never heard of 'em ... one was Cheap Trick ... just came out ... and one was Pink Floyd, Animals.

 

Album brings back a lot of memories for me when I hear it.