The local HS team is playing for the Conference Championship tonight.  We have friends with girls on the team, and they keep telling us to come watch them play.  They invited us again today. I haven't gone to a HS volleyball game since I went to see my niece play a few years ago.  I could not believe how short those shorts were.  There's no way any red-blooded american heterosexual male could keep from staring at all that HS ass bouncing around out there.  I don't know how the dads do it.  I don't wanna feel all creepy and GFIFAPish so I'm gonna keep making excuses.