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[Guest Tarheel Boy]

To make sure you all have access.

[Guest Canio6]

Testes, testes one...two...three?

[Guest hoffdaddy]

Yep, works

[Guest The Unknown Soldier]

canio took my idea. bastage.

[Guest Scooby]

Yeah,...What is up with that....

[Guest Canio6]

Originally posted by The Unknown Soldier:

canio took my idea.  bastage.

 

hee hee!

[Guest Ditkanate]

I just posted on a board called "IAIABOOLBGIAOAL"!!!!

 

What's up with that???

 

[Guest Tusekan Raiders]

Get that basketball crap off of the IOWAIDIOTSWITHBOOBS board.

 

This is the worst name of a league ever. Good job IdiotOwner.

[Guest Mookie Wilson]

Yep.

[Guest Ditkanate]

Originally posted by Tusekan Raiders:

This is the worst name of a league ever.

[Guest bigbadbuff]

eh?

[Guest Smitty]

Did I mention I have a 14 inch schlong?

 

Check out my homepage at http://www.lpsg.org

[Guest ulick]

Originally posted by Smitty:

Did I mention I have a 14 inch schlong?  

 

Check out my homepage at http://www.lpsg.org

 

I actually spent a couple hours lurking at their bulletin board a while back. I don't know which was more pathetic: the fifteen-year-olds claiming they were packing eighteen inches, or the chicks that hung out there in hopes that the guys might send them pictures.

 

All in all, a pleasant night's entertainment.

[Guest BroncosFan]

Hello....

[Guest Smitty]

Originally posted by ulick:

I actually spent a couple hours lurking at their bulletin board a while back. I don't know which was more pathetic: the fifteen-year-olds claiming they were packing eighteen inches, or the chicks that hung out there in hopes that the guys might send them pictures.

 

 

Please tell me you posted with the "ulick" handle......LOL! You would have gotten a whole bunch of messages!

[Guest ulick]

Originally posted by Smitty:

Please tell me you posted with the "ulick" handle......LOL!  You would have gotten a whole bunch of messages!    

 

I know- if you want to know the truth of the matter, "ulick" is just how you pronounce my last name. I'm not making this up!

 

What's even worse is that my Dad's name is Richard... and his parents start calling him D!ck at a very young age.

 

We won't even talk about those times when you're supposed to put you're last name first. Let's just say that one day, when I was about seven, I had to take my Dad's lunchpail to school- and it was labelled as such. The things that parents do to their kids. Years of counseling, baby, years of counseling...

 

[This message has been edited by ulick (edited 06-13-2001).]

 

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[Guest JasperisOK]

I am Manning able

to James post in

this here Faulk thread

so that Warner makes

me OK!

[Guest JasperisOK]

Friggin' night posters!

[Guest Smitty]

Originally posted by ulick:

All in all, a pleasant night's entertainment.

 

An excerpt.....

 

Having a large ***** was never a problem for me. Being shy about showing a bulge prompted me to wear loose baggy pants which have hidden it well over the years.

I now have an unexpected problem with my balls. Over the years, my balls have sagged lower and lower - maybe from wearing boxers and freeballing. They now hang lower than my soft pen1s. I have to be careful how I dress. If I wear my pen1s and balls on the same side, the bulge is too obvious. Then again, if I wear them on opposite sides,it produces two bulges and looks like I have two c0cks.

 

When sitting down, I have to be careful that I don't sit on my balls. When walking, my balls swing and bounce off my thighs. When climbing stairs, they roll between my thighs. These new sensations often cause unwanted erections.

 

Do other men have problems with low hangers as they get older? How do you control them?

[Guest ulick]

Must be the male equivalent of saggy ******s or something... Gravity kills. You have to know that there's some plastic surgeon out there that's doing experimental procedures for this: lifts, tucks, et cetera. Next year its all the rage in Los Angeles; five years from now, Main Street, USA...

 

"Mom, Dad- for my 16th birthday, I want one of those new teste lifts/scrotum tucks. My friend, Billy, got one already. I'm having back problems because mine are too heavy. It may stunt my growth if I don't get the procedure done now. Please, please, please..."

[Guest Scooby]

I wonder when James Stewart will go????

[Guest RK]

here........that's good

[Guest stick]

works.

~stick

[Guest t.j]

Originally posted by JasperisOK:

I am Manning able

to James post in

this here Faulk thread

so that Warner makes

me OK!

 

That's good!