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fandandy

Member Since 03 Oct 2009
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#6285761 I need some words of encouragement

Posted by fandandy on Yesterday, 07:11 PM

I gave you a like.  I know they always make me feel better.




#6285478 Back from a long weekend

Posted by fandandy on Yesterday, 12:57 PM

Oooooh!!  Look at me!!  I have a master bedroom!!




#6283061 Have you ever noticed a woman's underarms?

Posted by fandandy on 10 August 2018 - 08:00 AM

 

Hair isn't gross. Only today's fashion says so.

Long beards just a few years ago were yucky, now they're hot.

It's gross.  Even on a cute chick it's nasty.  https://tse1.mm.bing...P=0&w=269&h=180




#6282289 at what age did you stop worrying about your post count?

Posted by fandandy on 09 August 2018 - 07:09 AM

Never stopped.  It's how I derive my self-worth.  :(

See, mines from likes.  I could be homeless and browsing the innerwebs from the library but as long as I'm getting some little red dots, life is good.




#6280748 Protesters from BLM Crash Wedding of Cop

Posted by fandandy on 07 August 2018 - 08:48 AM

I their defense, I'd wager that 90% of the protesters have no idea what a wedding is.




#6280585 Irony At It's Bestest

Posted by fandandy on 06 August 2018 - 09:49 PM

Recluse?

No, he goes out all the time. 




#6279609 When Trannies Attack!

Posted by fandandy on 05 August 2018 - 11:34 AM

Uhhh, ma'am.  You can't have an axe in the store.

 

It's my emotional support axe.




#6278016 'I'm Confused': ICE Official Corrects Hawaii Dem on Immigration L...

Posted by fandandy on 02 August 2018 - 09:00 AM

She prolly thinks her TV has a virus called HDMI 2 when she can no longer get her channels.




#6276866 Crazy coincidences

Posted by fandandy on 31 July 2018 - 02:39 PM

Here's to hoping your buddy doesn't have gender reassignment surgery anytime soon.   :cheers:




#6274393 Wiff appreciation thread

Posted by fandandy on 27 July 2018 - 08:38 AM

Reading a 3am Wiff thread is akin to working a Sudoku puzzle as I take my morning ######.

 

He's invaluable to me.




#6273823 #Himtoo Dan Harmon next up for being a pedophile.

Posted by fandandy on 26 July 2018 - 11:10 AM

:wave: Hey Mom.




#6272878 Would you? updated with yoga pants

Posted by fandandy on 25 July 2018 - 09:56 AM

Imagine a night with her and then going back home to your wife.  Be like going from Cedar Point to an inner city playground.




#6272710 Roasted brussel sprouts and garlic cloves for dinner

Posted by fandandy on 25 July 2018 - 07:55 AM

I don't think I've ever eaten a brussel sprout but recently bought a bag of plums and made the mistake of storing them in a warm, humid room and they all ripened too fast.  I ate six last night and after three cups of coffee this morning I'm afraid to fart.




#6271165 Am I wrong/screwed here? (A little long)

Posted by fandandy on 23 July 2018 - 09:58 AM

Getting focked over is not taking the high road.  It's getting focked over.  I think you are being a good husband though by respecting your wife's wishes instead telling this ###### to suck a bag of dicks.




#6271109 Am I wrong/screwed here? (A little long)

Posted by fandandy on 23 July 2018 - 08:50 AM

What NV said.  Too late now but lesson learned.  My grandparents had a nice little cabin on a lake and after passing left it to my dad and his brother.  My uncle is an awesome dude but he's a fkn pig and every time anyone from our family went to use it it was just dirty, gross.  Finally my dad basically forced him to either buy him out or sell, which they did.

 

Also, your sister in law sounds like a real ######.  I wouldn't be too concerned trying to keep peace with her.