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  1. fandandy

    I hate Drake

    Ah, so he's not the fry mix guy?
  2. fandandy

    New All in the Family and Jefferson's tonight

    You know the reason they put stoopid sh1t like this on TV? Cause millions of idiots such as yourself watch it. Turn the channel.
  3. Dear Prudence, I tried to undress seductively as you recommended and my husband punched me in the eye...
  4. I'm sorry, your honor. I was mistakenly under the impression that Viagra only worked for five minutes...
  5. Imagine the beat down she's gonna get for calling the police.
  6. fandandy

    I hate Drake

    It's almost embarrassing to watch him on the sidelines. To me he seems like a faux star. Like he's only star enough for the Raptors. Same way when I see these supposed rappers on the Pistons sidelines. NY or LA. The rest are kinda meh.
  7. fandandy

    Storage Units

    Imagine bidding on that locker. Ahhh, fock. A meth head....
  8. The more I think about this it would be funny if the brother took the bear around town, make it look like he's living large. Take pictures of him at the casino, a nice hotel, the beach, car dealership etc etc. Send the pics anonymously to the other brother.
  9. fandandy

    Storage Units

    I have had a storage unit since my ex-wife and I separated, like 10 years ago. There is not a month that goes by where I don't promise myself that I'll empty it this month. It is a gigantic waste of money and I'm ashamed. It's crap too I'm sure, I don't even know what's in there. You just get to the point where it's easier to pay $65 than to go empty it and you always lie to yourself and say next month...
  10. Yeah. That poor bear though. Prolly just hanging there from city to city hoping somebody wins him and then this guy comes along and does God knows what with his you know what.
  11. Like you, I'm comparing this to my own siblings. I would definitely give it back in secret so that the spouse never finds out. The story seems odd though. How do you not get the bear if you know your mom is moving?
  12. That story and clip should be part of a pro-choice ad. Voiceover: Do you really want abortion to be illegal?
  13. bunnybastrds: Sounds about right. First time I had sex I was 5.
  14. That's why I don't eat stuff other people make. You never know. Some girl that works here made cupcakes for me recently. Homemade everything supposedly. She has cats and dogs and lives in a trailer and there is no focking way I'm eating her homemade cupcakes. Said thank you and later I threw them away. The teachers are morons.
  15. fandandy

    Dunkin Donuts....GFY to the 'Woke' people.

    I had recently switched to Dunkin Donuts coffee at home. Tried multiple brands and they were my favorite. It's good to know they haven't lost their mind yet.
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