Jetdoc

Beat me to it.

It is hard to imagine a set of circumstances where this wasn't at least split-second racial profiling by the police.

I thought this thread was about Threadkiller going back home to his roots...

I'm glad I found this thread right before I left for lunch.

And apparently a bunch of words I cannot hope to pronounce.

How's my favourite chauffer doing? Still delusional?

I thought this was about the Matrix and how Biden is our Neo.

....and now he's banned there.

I'll admit - I'm the one that reported drobeski. He said something funny, and we can't allow something like that to proliferate here...

I wrote in his wife's name. While peeing in the snow. And it was in her handwriting. TRABEK!!#!@!@

I believe Biden will wind up being one of the greatest presidents of all time. He will lead us through the conquering of one of the worst pandemics that America has faced. He will be known for saving the Earth from climate change through the changes he enacts over the next four years. He will heal many of the cultural divides in the country and bring equality to all, regardless of sex, race, nationality or sexual orientation. And he will accomplish all of this in just four years, ready to hand the baton to Kamala Harris for another eight years.

I literally fell out of my chair laughing at this post.

Not just A Christmas movie, it's one of the best Christmas movies ever made.

Yep, still trudging along in this pipeline company.

Do you get those by printing off pages of the Geek Bored and throwing them into the fire?

I have some friends that work in that office and they said that they only allow the higher performers to transfer into that office.

Yeah, it's kind of like we're in a Time Warp.

I guess that makes gutter groundskeeper.

I was amused by his perfect neckbeard way back when...just kept it as my avatar since then.

She's about to be appointed to the most powerful currency-related position in the world...

For some reason this made me really horny.

wiffleball's Fluffee

Do they even make organic dooshes? Eggnog seems like it would be too thick to be effective...

Borden eggnog is still my favorite. You can have Meglamaniac nut in it if you really want to spice it up.

Glad to hear that the surgery went well...hopefully you get a good prognosis on the rest of the tumor they couldn't carve out! Here's to a quick recovery and healing so you can get back to sucking some good Ds!