vuduchile 1,945 Posted October 25, 2006 Boss: Hey congratulations are in order. One of your branches won the recent blah blah blah contest, and and individual in another of your branches was the highest achiever in the entire division. Way to go Me: Yeah, thanks. I guess that shows what can happen when people are given clear direction and good motivation. <hmmm...what focking contest? I wonder what it was for. who the hell could've possibly done well?> Boss: Yes, well be sure and pass on my congrats to them when you see them next. Hey, I have some more good news. We're restructuring the territiories and your area will no longer include those south side branches you love so much. Me: Great. I hate having to occasionally risk my life for what you guys pay me. <hmm. I've successfully managed to avoid spending any meaningful time in the ghetto thus far. Now, I'll never have to go. Cool> Boss: Ha ha. Yeah, well, we're gonna re-assign those two branches, and give you 6 additional branches within your home state, bringing your total to 12 instead of 8. I'm sure there will be some initial growing pains, as your new branches have largely been underserved or ignored for the last 4 years. But, I'm confident you can handle it. Me: Uh......Is this a promotion? Will you be compensating me for the additional responsibility? <this focking CACK SUCKER is getting ready to give me the bone again> Boss: Umm...Short answer....No, and No. heh heh. But seriously, what I want you to understand is blah blah wah wah blah wah focking blah.......... Me: Thanks for nothing <what a focking pr!ck. he could go fight for a raise if he really wanted to.> Boss: You're welcome <chuckle> Call me next week. I'm gonna take a few vacation days. Me: Ok <I hope his fat arsed wife smothers this retard when she sits on his ugly focking mug tonight> Have I mentioned that I hate my job and corporations in general? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
