LaChup

If you support Planned Parenthood, then you should prolly get off your high horse right now.

The parents should take the house and shame them both for dereliction of duty.

His nickname should be "Veal". Dude is white, soft, pudgy, and hairy as an afghan sweater.

Would you trade Reed for Shaheed and Steele in dynasty?

Patriots +6.5 - 2 Stars

Flacco > Dassage Watson

FF land mine.

He's a psyop frat boy.

I always draft my team on preseason stats. When Zach Wilson threw those two TDs, I moved him up to 1.01.

Now that Dotson is going to have a third year breakout, there goes AJ's and DS's value down the tank.

Seems like a lot of torn labia this year. They don't make them like they used to.

The backups usually do play a lot in the preseason.

Whose lips are pinker? Mine or MHJ's?

I'll start by saying preseason sucks. Other than the moms of players trying to make the team, I don't understand why anyone would want to watch, much less pay, for that garbage.

How do you hold out on the last year of a contract? Shouldn't you hold out after the team's obligation has been met? What good is it if you can just bruise your labia because you have no patience?

Why don't the teams start holding out on the last year of player's contracts. These little puzzies need to get back to work. You signed the deal, pull up your big boy pants and deal with it you whinging losers.

So much for Just Win Baby.

Imagine the thing most important to you is killing innocent babies. Talk about weird.

I'm hoping his misogyny drops him down a couple rounds. I'll be lucky if it does.

Ford > Chubby

I don't know about you all, but I'm taking Harrison Butker in the 5th.

I get it. Every year people think the team on Hard Knocks is going to win the Super Bowl.

At least he will be used to a horrible offensive line.

Some would say their defense sucked, but you could be right about that as well.

To be honest, I just don't see Carolina being that tough this year.