LaChup

Always, always, always pick the best team and whatever you do, don't draft players who are going to get hurt. If you have to choose between two players with equal talent, start the one who is going to score the most points. Always put the bad JuJu on your opponent and never hope for the CBS guru to predict you the weekly winner. Pick up Taysom Hill as your secret weapon and never pick up a TE after he starts dating a billionaire.

Hollywood Slippers

Exactly. Needs to change his name to Barstow Brown.

He has changed his name to Question Jefferson.

Dell, Bigsby, or Abbott?

I have found that instead of getting annoyed, just buy...buy... buy!

It's pretty clear. Mahomes problems started after Travis Swizzy.

I can give you a Brazilian reasons why this is not a good idea.

FU Mahomes! I always knew you sucked when it counts.

I think there are only 11 QBs left.

CMAC Hill Etienne Kamara Mostert Allen Lamb Hockenson White Robinson Jr.

Was he ever pick upable?

If I win the lottery, I could be a millionaire.

I'm thinking about starting a band called Jefferson's Hamstring. Kind of a 70s vibe.

I hate to see how soft Kenneth Walker IV is going to be. Clown!

Let me start by saying Jefferson is responsible for their loss tonight. I bet Rodgers will come back from his next achilles injury faster than JJ comes back from his shamstring injury. Nice first round pick a-hole.

Based on hair alone, London is the obvious choice here. TLaw is a few hair losses away from looking like Gallagher. Someone has to tell him. That was never a good look, nor will it ever be.

Survivor kiss of death rule #1 - Never brag about your record

FU Grupe! Freakin' ball hog!

Does anyone know if Kyle Pitts made whoopee to Desmond's mom? Something bad must have happened to this protege.

FU Minshew!

FU Drew Sample. You keep stealing TDs from the regulars, I'm going to start calling you Stew Sample.

He usually comes back after I've been knocked out of playoff contention. I'll let you know when that happens.

Ja'Mark my words.......Browning ain't clowning.

There will be a brief pause. Kinda like the apostrophe in his name.