LaChup

Imagine how hard Travis is going to fall when Rat Face dumps him? He sucked twice as bad when he got her, now he's going to suck four times as bad when she dumps him? Maybe it's time to retire. Before some of you start hating me because I called her Rat Face, just know that it's not necessarily a bad thing. Look up rat face celebrities and you will see that they are pretty popular with the youth these days. It would be so much easier to understand if Travis played for the Packers.

First and foremost.....his hair is ghey. Cut it azz clown!

There has been reporting that the Miami Dolphins drafted Quilt Ewers to be Tua's security blanket and Milroe in Seattle because Sam Yarnold.

I like last names like He Hate Me on the back of the jersey. That way you really don't have an idea who made the play. Every time you say his name, everyone asks "Who?".

Deshaun Watson and Justin Tucker were always seen carrying security blankets into the massage parlors with them. Always turned into a JAG off.

I hate it when these kinds of deals go through. Inevitably, he will have an off year. Now is the time to sell high on Jacob Cowling.

Please don't tell me Arch has a hard time finding his belly button like Uncle Eli does.

Sounds like someone about to Breshard their pants to me. No thanks.

Can we suspend Jerrah for conduct detrimental to humanity?

Egbuka is the best receiver in this class. Just like Malik was the receiver to get last year over MHJ.

I can see Tet being like Calvin Johnson. Two years after he retired.

Skattebo. Alstott Part Deux 4 touches, 4 yards, 4 tds per game.

Jags just got rid of Gabe Davis, so his OROY stock just went up a catch or two.

Don't you have to do something before you can be a diva? Seems like they give these diva titles out way too frequently these days.

Plaintiff: Colon Kaepernick

I'll take Kyle Pitts in the first. Generational talent.

Hey, if you say it with confidence, more than half the people will believe you. I liked the gusto in his prediction. So wait, is Judkins going to be the ROY now? I'm going with PJ Harvey ROY.

OBJ.....Ol' Birdy Jastard?

Hampton

I'm not touching Tyreek, but I will bet dimes to donuts he will touch his girlfriend before the season is over.

I'm surprised they didn't draft another bowling pin, to moonlight as an offensive lineman.

I'm having a hard time understanding why the parents screwed up three times by naming their children Luther. I'm sorry, my parents name me Luther, I ain't passing that one on. Love your children people!

WR1

I can see the Giants drafting McMillan. Most Giants have big Tets.

Lest we forget.....Arch Manning is the son of Peyton's retarded brother Eli's retarded brother. This is not Peyton's son.