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FU Bengals. I've heard of worst to first, but never first to worst. Except maybe the Rams last year.

I know it's preseason, but he did pretty good in preseason. Made me wish I picked him in Dynasty.

So in other words, they are in tank mode.

O'Connell should get the start. Brian is Hoyorrible.

So crazy. Nose tackle and inside linebacker maybe, but kicker and punter would be the last two positions I would suspect spilling fondue on themselves.

I've always said, if you can't be good, you might as well suck. That way you can still be the best at something.

I'd prefer PJ Butter over PJ Walker any day.

Who would you rather have in an all bookie league: Jameson Williams or Calvin Ridley

Jessie Armsdead Fyre Pitts

Not to make light of the situation, but he really should consider a name change. Something like....... David Nbbq David Cooks Bubby Blister Kurt Warmer

I just said a little prayer for you losers.

Other than being a complete a-hole, his eyes are too close together. He's one cross eye from being a cyclops.

FU Cardinals. You're going to miss Caleb Williams and Harrison Jr. by one pick.

Howell's mind.

Can someone please tell Thurston Howell that it's not good to have more interceptions than completions?

Russ retired two years ago.

He's a major achane in my ass.

Lamar got paid. Now he's done.

They need to get the ball to Zach. The play is called ball Zach.

"We were going to try to kick a field goal once we got into field goal position to then be able to kick an onside and try to give ourselves the real opportunity to win the game," McVay said, via Pro Football Talk. By the time it got down to it, didn't anticipate that in-cut that we hit Puka [Nacua] running that long and just said, 'Alright, go ahead and kick the field goal.' felt like it was an opportunity to be able to not leave Matthew [Stafford] susceptible to an unnecessary heave to the end zone and get an opportunity for our field goal operation. The initial goal was to try to get a two-for-one to where you end up getting into field goal range a little bit earlier with some of the play selections that we had and then ultimately be able to try to have an onside kick to then be able to go try to compete to tie or win the game. Apparently, [V.P. of communications] Artis [Twyman] told me there's a lot of people in Vegas pissed off about that decision. I clearly was not aware of that stuff."

I like to stream RBs too instead of drafting good ones. When you have guys like Devin Singletary and Kyle Juszczyk marching you into the Toilet Bowl, it's extremely satisfying.

Different guard, same suck.

… Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas Yeah, go like this … You're sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), you aren't for real You always make my daughter cry You should apologize a trillion times You're sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), you aren't for real You always make my daughter cry You should apologize a trillion times

Pick up Isaiah Likely and you can be I. Likely Love.

She borrowed him from you.