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Abdul-Carter to the Giants. Once a Giant, always a Giant.

There is word on the street that the Raiders are waiting for Tyreek to beat his old lady one more time before giving him a max offer. His three strike metrics are off the charts.

Three more bish slaps and the Raiders could be in play for a blockbuster Tyreek trade.

Neighbors of Jones report hearing his hamstrings partying deep into the night.

Now that the Cowboys have Joe Milton, they can return to greatness. You heard it hear first.

You obviously don't use ayahuasca.

Dak Prescott to the Browns and Dallas drafts Shadeur Ball. Lavar Sanders becomes assistant coach.

The Patriots are on the verge of a dienasty.

There couldn't be a Shedeur pick at 3 than Sanders IMHO.

I think they go after Rodgers and try to lure Belicheck away from coaching college. Mr. Rodgers Nabers Hoody

Perhaps the Giants would be a good fit for Rodgers. They can draft Shadeur and give him a year to live in Mr. Rodgers Nabers hood.

I always thought Jameis was a Stealer. It just seemed like a good fit to me since he's prolly familiar with "the system".

Why didn't the Stealers go after Jameis?

Lavar Sanders will make sure his boys stay around a little longer than that.

I know Jameis prefers crab legs, but do any of you think he will steal time from cutlets?

I feel pretty confident that whatever team is in need of big Tet's and TDs will end up getting him.

If he can somehow correct his cross eyes, he would have 1/2 as many receivers to throw to. Maybe this would help him narrow down who is open and who is not.

What about Watson? Do any of you think he can put some balls into Nabers hands?

Who has a hairier face? Kupp or that kid that just won the world's hairiest face contest?

Adonai Mitchell is going to be a fantasy monster. Think Malik Nabers without the targets or receptions.

I can see the Raiders taking Jeanty.

I think the Kenny Pickett trade sealed the deal. Kenny won a Superbowl ring and he's bringing that winning attitude to Cleveland.

I can see Rodgers going to Seattle. He's grunge.

KC Chiefs starting lineup for 2025: Patrick "Broke Into" Mahomes Kareem "Man" Hunt X "Girlfriend" Worthy "Racing" Rice Hollywood "Slippers" Brown Travis "Swizz Knife" Kelce D.J. "Ice Gigalo" Humphries Mike "Hunt" Caliendo Creed "Generous Gigalo" Humphrey Trey "Strikes" Smith Jawaan "Jailor" Taylor

Guess the Raiders are out on Shadeur Ball too.