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I'd like to add something about Mongolawrence. It's time to move out of mum's basement and cut your hair once and for all. It was never cool to begin with and now I know you are just doing it to piss me off.

They don't make them like they used to. Today's WR1s are only supposed to go straight, forward, or straightforward, lest they tear a labia.

I knew he should have went to the 49ers.

Tyler Warren may not be Tony Gonzales, but he did steal Brock Bowers' hair.

I always roster at least 2 QBs and 2 TEs, primarily because that's what my league's rules state.

Not his hairdo though, right?

Indiana Jones in all formats. First ballot HOF.

Maybe that's why Danny Dimes is doing so well.

Is it just a coincidence or has anyone else noticed that Joe Burrow's jersey number is "9"?

When the 49ers bring in new players to evaluate, the first two questions their medical team asks is, "Have you ever had turf toe?" and "Why not?"

The 49ers should have drafted Joe Burrow. They like turf toe more than life itself.

Indy is the real deal and Indiana Jones (previously known as Danny Dimes) will be first ballot HOF.

Fock you Dobbins! You team hopping, goal line stealing, SOB!

FU Tyler Robinson. You're a born loser!

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You seem like a big Boutte fan.

He's fool's paper.

Fannin is a cheat code.

Take a listen to their female Assistant GM's recent psychobabble and you will understand why they are in the running for worst team. https://www.tiktok.com/@browns/video/7545606139904412983

I wish I could play in the league that only requires teams to draft 1 QB. Bush league at best.

The only reason why I always draft 2 QBs is because the rules say you have to. Call me a rule follower, but that's better than a forfeit.

So now he'll have 5 practices under his belt before the season starts.

I'm not here to say the Browns are going to bad, I'm here to say they are going to be horrible. Shedeur isn't even the best player at his family get togethers.

He may have an attitude, but at least his back is already hurting him.

I always go backup Kicker before Defense.