LaChup

Poor guy already got shot once, now he has to move to San Franbutthole and risk getting shot again? If not by a gun, it is a proven fact that 50% of all 49er players' knees will be shot after playing on that hot mess of a turf.

Najee's injury (20% vision impairment) to his left eye will force him to cut right 80% of the time. Defensive coordinators are going to key in on this, which will most likely force Najee into a clockwise rotational turn which will guide him over to the left side of the field. He'll need to be careful not to get to close to the sideline, which will appear in double vision for the first half of the season, and will improve to "pretty blurry" for the second half of the season.

My draft strategy this year is to go Kicker in the first round, which will most likely be Aubrey. Not only will I have the number one kicker, but I will start a massive run on kickers, leaving the best positional players available to pick from. I call it the "Shock and Awe" strategy, which most people probably haven't heard of until now. Check it out with some mocks and let me know what you guys think.

I will usually use the following metrics for determining value on oft injured and/or troubled players.....V=mc² Value = Masseuses x Concussions Squared Example: If Deshaun Watson makes 45 trips to the massage parlor and has 2 concussions in a season, his value is 49. That is usually a no draft for me.

I've always found the Bears line to be offensive.

I think people are underestimating the power of Mark Davis' bowl cut. Bowers will be the undisputed #1 TE with McBride at #2.

They wrote a song about it. It's called "Return of the Mack."

Not blaming the player. I'm blaming the owners. For reference, Christian Kirk makes roughly the same amount as Barkley. That's a crime.

Tell me again why these clowns deserve significantly more money than a guy like Saquon Barkley? I get the injury factor, but Scary Terry couldn't hold Saquon's jockstrap in regards to his worth to his team.

Garrett Wilson sounds like a whiny little biatch.

Xavier to the moon!

I'm not concerned because Croskey-Merritt is going to go HAM!

McCaffrey's Mom says McCaffrey is her favorite player and she would draft him #1.

Desausage Wassage and Crashee Race are no drafts for me.

I'll use the proverbial....."I wanna play in your league" here.

I wouldn't do it. I would rather watch his team come in dead last. That team is atrocious.

If I had his hairdo, I'd kick the living crap out of myself.

Travis Henry

There are two teams in the league and we are looking for a third.

You guys are both on to something here. This is my Nostradamus prediction for 2025. No evidence to back it up.....only a "feeling". It's more than a feeling (More than a feeling) When I hear that old song they used to play (More than a feeling) I begin dreaming (More than a feeling) 'Til I see Marianne walk away

I have him at 11 behind (no particular order) Allen, Hurts, Burrow, Jackson, Stroud, Mayfield, Milton, Goff, Nix, Herbert

Can someone put an arrest warrant out for Ray Lewis, because Ray Lewis' Limo Driver about to get smoked.

5 of this year's rookie RBs will be top 10 RBs in next year's redraft leagues. In no particular order: Jeanty Hampton Henderson Johnson Harvey Honorable mention: Judkins Tuten

Do you guys really think Lamb will be ranked that high with Milton at QB? I sure hope so. Milton is going to cook!

I'm rootin' for Tuten.