LaChup

Hampton

I'm not touching Tyreek, but I will bet dimes to donuts he will touch his girlfriend before the season is over.

I'm surprised they didn't draft another bowling pin, to moonlight as an offensive lineman.

I'm having a hard time understanding why the parents screwed up three times by naming their children Luther. I'm sorry, my parents name me Luther, I ain't passing that one on. Love your children people!

WR1

I can see the Giants drafting McMillan. Most Giants have big Tets.

Lest we forget.....Arch Manning is the son of Peyton's retarded brother Eli's retarded brother. This is not Peyton's son.

Abdul-Carter to the Giants. Once a Giant, always a Giant.

There is word on the street that the Raiders are waiting for Tyreek to beat his old lady one more time before giving him a max offer. His three strike metrics are off the charts.

Three more bish slaps and the Raiders could be in play for a blockbuster Tyreek trade.

Neighbors of Jones report hearing his hamstrings partying deep into the night.

Now that the Cowboys have Joe Milton, they can return to greatness. You heard it hear first.

You obviously don't use ayahuasca.

Dak Prescott to the Browns and Dallas drafts Shadeur Ball. Lavar Sanders becomes assistant coach.

The Patriots are on the verge of a dienasty.

There couldn't be a Shedeur pick at 3 than Sanders IMHO.

I think they go after Rodgers and try to lure Belicheck away from coaching college. Mr. Rodgers Nabers Hoody

Perhaps the Giants would be a good fit for Rodgers. They can draft Shadeur and give him a year to live in Mr. Rodgers Nabers hood.

I always thought Jameis was a Stealer. It just seemed like a good fit to me since he's prolly familiar with "the system".

Why didn't the Stealers go after Jameis?

Lavar Sanders will make sure his boys stay around a little longer than that.

I know Jameis prefers crab legs, but do any of you think he will steal time from cutlets?

I feel pretty confident that whatever team is in need of big Tet's and TDs will end up getting him.

If he can somehow correct his cross eyes, he would have 1/2 as many receivers to throw to. Maybe this would help him narrow down who is open and who is not.

What about Watson? Do any of you think he can put some balls into Nabers hands?