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I always roster at least 2 QBs and 2 TEs, primarily because that's what my league's rules state.

Not his hairdo though, right?

Indiana Jones in all formats. First ballot HOF.

Maybe that's why Danny Dimes is doing so well.

Is it just a coincidence or has anyone else noticed that Joe Burrow's jersey number is "9"?

When the 49ers bring in new players to evaluate, the first two questions their medical team asks is, "Have you ever had turf toe?" and "Why not?"

The 49ers should have drafted Joe Burrow. They like turf toe more than life itself.

Indy is the real deal and Indiana Jones (previously known as Danny Dimes) will be first ballot HOF.

Fock you Dobbins! You team hopping, goal line stealing, SOB!

FU Tyler Robinson. You're a born loser!

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You seem like a big Boutte fan.

He's fool's paper.

Fannin is a cheat code.

Take a listen to their female Assistant GM's recent psychobabble and you will understand why they are in the running for worst team. https://www.tiktok.com/@browns/video/7545606139904412983

I wish I could play in the league that only requires teams to draft 1 QB. Bush league at best.

The only reason why I always draft 2 QBs is because the rules say you have to. Call me a rule follower, but that's better than a forfeit.

So now he'll have 5 practices under his belt before the season starts.

I'm not here to say the Browns are going to bad, I'm here to say they are going to be horrible. Shedeur isn't even the best player at his family get togethers.

He may have an attitude, but at least his back is already hurting him.

I always go backup Kicker before Defense.

Poor guy already got shot once, now he has to move to San Franbutthole and risk getting shot again? If not by a gun, it is a proven fact that 50% of all 49er players' knees will be shot after playing on that hot mess of a turf.

Najee's injury (20% vision impairment) to his left eye will force him to cut right 80% of the time. Defensive coordinators are going to key in on this, which will most likely force Najee into a clockwise rotational turn which will guide him over to the left side of the field. He'll need to be careful not to get to close to the sideline, which will appear in double vision for the first half of the season, and will improve to "pretty blurry" for the second half of the season.

My draft strategy this year is to go Kicker in the first round, which will most likely be Aubrey. Not only will I have the number one kicker, but I will start a massive run on kickers, leaving the best positional players available to pick from. I call it the "Shock and Awe" strategy, which most people probably haven't heard of until now. Check it out with some mocks and let me know what you guys think.

I will usually use the following metrics for determining value on oft injured and/or troubled players.....V=mc² Value = Masseuses x Concussions Squared Example: If Deshaun Watson makes 45 trips to the massage parlor and has 2 concussions in a season, his value is 49. That is usually a no draft for me.