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"Milk Carton" Mooney

I haven't seen him in a couple years.

No. No he can't.

Mariota is going to go HAM this week.

Sadly, no.

His throwing motion was flawless.

Josh Allen sprinkled in at QB, Jahmyr Gibbs and Tony Pollard on a whim, mixed in with Michael Wilson and Puca at WR, and thankfully Harrold Fannin at TE, supported by the leg of Aubrey, and the ever so lovely defense of the Seahawks has me in first place by 2,548 points and secured me a bye every week of the playoffs. It's great to be alive!

Should I trade Mahomes for Shadeur? My league rewards QBs for scoring points.

The Vikings should counter with Brett Favre.

Good observation. I think he plays so loose because he see 16 wide receivers out there and knows if he throws it up there, he will hit one of them.

FU Kelce.....I hope Taylor gets your cheese before the trap snaps!

He should go ahead and have those cross eyes looked at while he's down.

It's Likely.

That's what I feared. It's hard to come back from that one. Do you know if Zona is planning on sending Harrison Jr. in to take a look? It seems kind of weird that multiple players on the same team have the same injuries. They should probably do a study on the groundskeepers. This many players with camel turf toe is not a good sign.

Still waiting for the gynecological report.

I was praying for him to have explosive diarrhea. Any updates on what is keeping him out?

Not today Kyren

ale ale ale, ¡Rico! ¡Rico!

Is Hampton Inn or is Vidal Sasoon?

This has nothing to do with kickers, but I really would have liked to see Max Brosmer receive some sort of bonus for almost tying Nathan Peterman's record 5 interceptions in their first game. Something for us all to look at next year.

The next.... A. Kurt Warner B. Tony Romo C. Tommy "Cutlets" D. None of the above. Better than all of them combined

Two-team 6 point teaser (Black Sunday Baby Needs A New Pair Of Shoes) DEN Pick/Over 37.5

I'm starting to wonder what ARod saw during that ayahuasca trip of his last offseason.

Does this make JJ McCarthy the undisputed #1 waiver wire pickup in week 14?

They don't call them Anal-ytics for nothing. Whoever is the "analytics guy" keeps sharting the bed for not going for threes early in the game.