The Elevator Killer

There you go Fnord. Lizzo is big enough.

Sydney would work. You just need someone that the camera's want to look at after every play.

Go with something.

Not with you weepawing at me.

Sadly I've seen worse. I remember a punter for the Bucs. His kick went straight up and straight back down. They fired him on the spot. They didn't even let him fly back with the team.

I hope Gruden makes them clean house with his lawsuit.

They do not.

So the NFL let's Jay Z's company decide who's going to perform at the halftime show? Who's bright idea was that?

It only took you 2.5 decades of lameness to catch on to that?

Meh. Holes 5 through 11 are closed.

Hey you set me up for a joke I'm taking it.

And it still smells better than you.

With special guest Diddy appearing via live video performing "Jailhouse Rock."

Zombie was a steal.

Bet the over on this one.

Climbing out of bed is enough of a challenge for me.

NO! You will vote Baker and you will like it.

Are the paper sacks over fans heads back in style yet?

That was an honest offer. I have enough that I can afford to lose one

Baker!!!

Tell him I'll loan him one of mine for the draft if he wants.

Don't worry. There's an age limit.

You have to go to my Only Fans. Only $15

I fractured the 3rd vertebrae in my neck.