The Elevator Killer

Calm down Michael. It's just a joke.

You can log out but you can never leave.

Kat of course. Do not dress as a goat in Minnesota.

Hey. If someone wants to dress up like Kermit to have sex with someone dressed as Ms Piggy it's none of my business. But to go to a park with children in those costumes? Yeah, that seems suspicious.

You didn't know about the Furries? A few years back I saw a group of them in a park. Not something you want to see.

Oh no. Something changed. The world is going to end.

The David Bowie Hit Written For Elvis The effortless combination of glam, funk, and cool makes “Golden Years” one of David Bowie’s most distinctively Bowie tracks, but the singer-songwriter didn’t originally intend to perform it. According to David Buckley’s Strange Fascination: David Bowie, the Definitive Story, some of Bowie’s demos landed in the lap of Presley, a fellow RCA artist, and his long-time manager, Colonel Tom. “Apparently, Elvis heard the demos because we were both on RCA, and Colonel Tom thought I should write some Elvis songs,” Bowie recalled. “There was talk between our offices that I should be introduced to Elvis and maybe start working with him in a production-writer capacity. But it never came to pass. I would have loved working with him. God, I would have adored it.” Following Colonel Tom’s potential invitation, David Bowie set out to write a song fit for the King of Rock and Roll. He came up with “Golden Years,” but for whatever reason, Presley’s team rejected the track. “He did send me a note once,” Bowie added. “[That said], ‘All the best, and have a great tour.’ I still have that one.” Bowie later recorded the track for his own album, and two years later, Presley passed away at his Memphis estate, Graceland.

What's the last time he wrote a hit?

Green Cards for Cartels

That's not fair. Do you know how difficult it is for dead people to get an ID?

I hate to hear that Jerry. God's speed in your recovery.

Not cool.

You too brother.

There's God. And then there's religion. I don't believe that God cares much about religion, otherwise there wouldn't be so many. My belief in God comes from what I consider miracles in my own life. Someone has been watching out for me and my wife. For example, recently I had to get her to an emergency room and they found that here Potassium levels are so low that if we had waited another 5 minutes, she would have died. A while back we were on a trip and it started to rain so we rolled the windows up. Then the thread on the tire blew off and hit the window. If the window had been down, it would have injured her badly or killed her. But the tire didn't go flat. We rode on that bald tire down the interstate until the next exit and there was a Walmart with a tire center that was about to close and got a tire, (the spare was flat.) There's other things, but you get the idea. You can say it was just luck, but when you look at all the times we got lucky, you have to start believing there's more to it than just luck. @Fnord

Screw you guys. I'm grabbing my slip and slide and Mr. Wiggle and going home.