The Elevator Killer

Yeah, I'm making a list of black hole stalkers.

The only thing following you is the tail you got from that extra chromozome.

Someone help me. I'm caught in the event horizon of the infinite suck that is Weepaws. And just like a black hole you expel nothing that benefits anything in the universe.

I'm not angry. How was 5-Points supposed to know?

Overly bitter.

And the crossing of streams created Peefoam.

I'll see you there Mr. Front Row. BTW, you don't need that popcorn to hide your erection. Quantum Mechanics couldn't prove it's existence.

4. Weepaw posts.

Great. My ex wife was an IPA.

Second childhood. Now stop looking at my boobies and get your green ass back on the court.

You're mom called. She said to tell you to get back in the basement so she can water you, you begonia.

It only took you 9 hours to figure that out?

Better. I knew you could do it.

They don't have to because the fruits walk over by themselves and ask if they can buy you another IPA.

If some other guy noticed what I was drinking the first thing I would do is take a closer look to see if the women had a five o'clock shadow and if I was the only one not wearing leather chaps.

And that's after he got the top of it lopped off.

Maybe it's because I'm old but I never went to a bar and noticed what any other guy was drinking.

Just what are they going to do to attract black customers? Take the Lobsters out of the tank and put them on a stage where they recite poems about how much money they have and many bitches they have clawed?

This whole thread was started because T.J. didn't want us to know that he pees sitting down.

It's insane. I can remember where their ads were get a burger, fries and a coke and get change from you dollar. Soon they are going to tell you to park it and there will be a parking meter in front of the space.

Thank God. I was afraid of Day 3 of being a My Little Pony videos becoming a thing.

You're just now noticing this? Was there a 2 in the year the last time you went grocery shopping?

Are we talking dollars or Totino's pizza's hidden in a fat chicks cleavage?

What is this about. Are we going to be seeing a Bud Light can with your image on it?

This never happened when Elvis had a residency.