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The Elevator Killer

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  1. The Elevator Killer

    Boycott Cracker Barrel!

    Out of touch execs making changes that don't address the problem. It's simple. Improve the quality of the food. Good food will find an audience. Changing the logo and interior isn't going to fill booths.
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    Message People Hear When They Call You

    It was a long time ago. IDK if Seinfeld was on yet. But yeah, it probably was inspired by George.
  3. The Elevator Killer

    Message People Hear When They Call You

    Yes and it puts the lotion on it's skin Mr. Gumb. But that costs extra.
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    Message People Hear When They Call You

    But you can visit my Only Fans site. Only $15 .
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    Message People Hear When They Call You

    So you can record me just laying there and then post it on some Lemon Party site. Pass.
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    Message People Hear When They Call You

    You wouldn't like it. I would just lay there.
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    Post Like Another Poster Day

    He's going for the 3peat.
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    Two Truths And One Lie

    Come on. You know you put some extra wiggle in your walk when you saw Roger. But that's still pretty cool. And my first miss!
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    Two Truths And One Lie

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    Two Truths And One Lie

    I'll go with small peenie. Wait. That didn't come out right. Anyway nice way to brag that you have a big peenie.
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    Two Truths And One Lie

    Nope. Mine was correct. MDC is not gay. He just plays one on a lightly trafficked message board to troll people. He makes himself a target just to create some hilarity at his own expense and has tried to make himself a target to take heat off of me in the past. He's more of a man than many many posters here.
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    Two Truths And One Lie

    This tough. If it's # 1 using Woody is smart. That makes it sound possible Third cousin makes it removed enough to be believable. Roger Maris liking the way you butt moved, I'll go with that as the lie.
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    Two Truths And One Lie

    No one has tried Bunny's because anything is possible with Bunny. But I'll give it a try. 1. I can see the Gambino's doing this. 2. He didn't say it was his money. Gambinos again? Number 3 is the lie.
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    Death Pool Update: Porn "star" Kylie Page at 28...

    Or nothing can kill you. LOL
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    Death Pool Update: Porn "star" Kylie Page at 28...

    Beat me to it by 1 minute.
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    Death Pool Update: Porn "star" Kylie Page at 28...

    The coke might had been laced with Fentanyl without her knowing. That seems to be a common thing with street drugs now.
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    Two Truths And One Lie

    LMAO. Yeah this one was a local girl. I use "Star" kind of loosely. I ran into her a couple of times. She probably was working out of one of the parlors. The guy said he paid $50. IDK. I think her name was Jessie James or something along that line.
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    Two Truths And One Lie

    You got it. Actually someone told me that she was working at one of the local ones, but massage parlors aren't my thing.
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    Two Truths And One Lie

    MDC isn't gay. I win
  20. So the 3rd one is making it's loop through our solar system in a few years span. Are these from some planet that was destroyed? If so considering how far our solar system has traveled through space, that's a pretty large debris field. Or are they just common throughout space. That seems to be a problem for even sub light speed travel.
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    Two Truths And One Lie

    I had the FBI tail me for a short time in the late 70s. I saw John Holmes in a bar in Miami when he was on the run from the police. I slept with a porn star at a massage parlor.
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